scurveydog: (meeps)
scurveydog ([personal profile] scurveydog) wrote in [community profile] piratejournal2014-05-04 05:15 pm

Week 34 - Can be read by all

Goodness! I've rarely seen the Mistress in such a state! Granted it's in large part due to the massive hangover but she's been mumbling under her breath for days now and sending kicks this poor Meep's way. Whatever you've done I wish you wouldn't. She becomes rather unbearable after a while. At any rate, she wanted me to tell you two things.

[though written through the journal is the faint rustle of paper]

If you haven't received your Typhoon Grips by now, you're out of luck and you'll have to buy them you-- Oh dear, ah-- you-- I can't even think of an appropriate word here. Well, best leave it to your imaginations. Cloud Islands have been released and will be floating in various directions. Instructions on how to use the Grip have come packaged with the instrument. She also wishes to note it's only one per crew, even if you should have multiple ships, and if you should lose it, replacements can come from Backwater at considerable cost.

The second item-- Oh, dear. It seems a little inflammatory. You know there is an old saying, pertaining when wars were fought on land-- there were no kinds of long distance communication and so in order to relay orders from one army to the other, messengers would be dispatched. Whether they carried good news or bad news, the best strategy was often considered not shooting the messenger whatever the news since he is but a humble porter and has no part in these...sorts of situations.

She says that she is lifting the ban on the Spades for the most part just to rub it in the face of those belonging to that-- to that-- Well suffice to say it's a pretty heavy derogatory term addressed to the captain of the Sinewave. Furthermore anyone caught helping that-- insert word here-- will be banned as well. She knows what you do, she says, she's not stupid.

Dear me, dear me. Er well this is a bit unprecedented and I am rather busy with my studies and suchlike, but I will be around for at least a short while to answer any questions you might have... well a few at any rate. I can't have her finding me doing this or...well...suffice to say it won't be particularly...pleasant.

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[personal profile] hiken 2014-05-04 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I feel like I've got no idea what you're talkin' about. What're you sayin' about my crew, Meep?
orderispeace: (So thats what this is about)

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[personal profile] orderispeace 2014-05-04 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh he does have to laugh at this! What has Codi been up to?]

What could the Sinewave have done that was so much more infuriating than the Spades?

[personal profile] hiken 2014-05-04 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Wha!? What derogatory things are you implyin' about my crew, you jerk!?

[He's too impatient to read that much. Sorry, Meep. D:]

Man up and say what you gotta say!
orderispeace: (Now I am going to feed you your teeth)

[personal profile] orderispeace 2014-05-04 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it? I've never noticed.

[Dryly meaning the exact opposite. The Dog was always overreacting to something wasn't she?]

A pity. I would have liked to have learned her side of the story but if that is not possible. No sense in all of us being banned is there?
orderispeace: (At his desk)

[personal profile] orderispeace 2014-05-04 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Why instruct you to make an announcement threatening punishment for any helping the Sinewave if she had no intention of following through? This I suppose is just another example of her temper getting the better of her?
orderispeace: (Negotiations)

[personal profile] orderispeace 2014-05-04 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm certain everyone will take her warning to heart.

[As much as they ever do. ]
maskedtyrant: (Thinking | subtle eyeroll)

[voice]

[personal profile] maskedtyrant 2014-05-04 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sinewave?" What Sinewave crew? There's no such thing. What crew are you really referring to, Meep?

[Yes, Codi is being a useless pedant for the sole reason of having Meep curse. If one party can throw a tantrum...]
maskedtyrant: (confident)

[personal profile] maskedtyrant 2014-05-04 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I agree! But that's why I have to make things very clear. She can't ban the Sinewave from anything--the Sinewave is a boat. She has to ban the crew. Our crew has a very dignified name, and she'd better use it if she's going to taunt us properly.
om_nom_namur: Art by Jozu on Pixiv (creeper)

[personal profile] om_nom_namur 2014-05-04 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't even bother with that one Meep. She's jus' gonna play dumber'n shit no matter what y' say. Tell what y' gotta tell t' someone else in her crew, like that Akira guy. He'll listen.
hollywood_bro: (time)

[personal profile] hollywood_bro 2014-05-04 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Man, those are some strong words. I think. It's hard to tell without knowing what the words are.

So what happened between the Dog and Codi? Sounds like some shit went down.
maskedtyrant: (Deadpan | go on?)

[personal profile] maskedtyrant 2014-05-04 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, you'd be very surprised to know how much I keep my ear open--enough to know that you've been stringing me and Dog along this entire time. It's because of you that she's so angry.
maskedtyrant: (Deadpan | go on?)

[personal profile] maskedtyrant 2014-05-04 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmph. Your Dog and her tantrums are really starting to wear thin--at least you seem to understand, Meep. You are very kind.

[Buttering up: check.]

Maybe I could help make things better between all of us through this Ghost Race? Does she participate in it, or just watch?
hollywood_bro: (floating)

[personal profile] hollywood_bro 2014-05-04 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, dude. I don't blame you. Must be a pain in the ass to be the middle man in all this. Guess I could ask Codi myself, but I'm pretty sure her version of what happened is gonna be wildly different than the Dog's, if you catch my drift.

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