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piratejournal2014-04-17 08:49 am
hostclubshadowking) wrote in piratejournal2014-04-17 08:49 am
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Guests or prospective guests of the Royal Host and Hostess Club,
The Royal Host and Hostess Club will be on Isla Empieza from the fifth of May until the fifteenth.
However, the ship and club will not be open to the general public. The company of the hosts or hostesses may be acquired by contacting individual hosts or hostesses in advance and arranging it with them.
We do offer companionship via the journals for a discounted rate. That, too, is done on an individual basis.
We apologize for any inconvenience caused by this delay and hope to fully resume operations in June.
Thank you,
Kyouya Otori
Vice-President of the Royal Host and Hostess Club
First mate of Antoinette
[It needed to be done. They're all still licking their wounds from the battle with the Navy, even after the success of Candy Mountain. He, for instance, is still exhausted, still trying to sleep off the stress and strain of his time away from the crew.
...And they seem to be equally strained by his time apart from them.
Still, they're all still standing. It will just take a little time for everything to get back to the way things are supposed to be. For the dust to settle and for issues that have been neatly swept under a rug to go back to being that way. It just takes a little time.
Which is why, several hours later, he writes in the journal again, this time less formally.]
There seems to be a lot of talk about the balls Scurvey Dog mentioned in her last message to us. [Even he'd considered it. Taking his fellow hosts, being in their own world. But there's a warning that needs to be given.] Please be careful, especially at the Navy-hosted one. We do not need to give them another reason to regroup and hunt us down.
- Otori
The Royal Host and Hostess Club will be on Isla Empieza from the fifth of May until the fifteenth.
However, the ship and club will not be open to the general public. The company of the hosts or hostesses may be acquired by contacting individual hosts or hostesses in advance and arranging it with them.
We do offer companionship via the journals for a discounted rate. That, too, is done on an individual basis.
We apologize for any inconvenience caused by this delay and hope to fully resume operations in June.
Thank you,
Kyouya Otori
Vice-President of the Royal Host and Hostess Club
First mate of Antoinette
[It needed to be done. They're all still licking their wounds from the battle with the Navy, even after the success of Candy Mountain. He, for instance, is still exhausted, still trying to sleep off the stress and strain of his time away from the crew.
...And they seem to be equally strained by his time apart from them.
Still, they're all still standing. It will just take a little time for everything to get back to the way things are supposed to be. For the dust to settle and for issues that have been neatly swept under a rug to go back to being that way. It just takes a little time.
Which is why, several hours later, he writes in the journal again, this time less formally.]
There seems to be a lot of talk about the balls Scurvey Dog mentioned in her last message to us. [Even he'd considered it. Taking his fellow hosts, being in their own world. But there's a warning that needs to be given.] Please be careful, especially at the Navy-hosted one. We do not need to give them another reason to regroup and hunt us down.
- Otori
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A Host and Hostess Club is a group of people who are, essentially, paid to make friends with the person who comes to see them and pays them. We provide snacks, sweets, and things to drink as well as companionship and conversation.
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Oh. You can't make friends on your own?
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The crew of the Antoinette offers the service of a Host and Hostess Club when we are capable. Due to outside circumstances, we will not be open to the general public when next on Isla Empieza, as we usually are. Individual appointments can still be made, however, depending on the availability and willingness of the particular Host or Hostess.
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[She was the type to solicit Host Club services, had she not been "engaged". Still, there was merit in this.]
I hope I can come and visit you sometime.
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We have a wide range of personalities available, so I feel confident we could find a host or hostess to suit your taste.
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You fly a black flag, that's enough.
- Marco
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[Whether or not it's sarcasm. Kyouya can't tell nor does he really care. He isn't looking for a fight. He just wants a bit longer to be able to rest, poorly as that comes anyway.]
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[and because he's curious]
What manner of hostesses?
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We currently have two hostesses. Both of whom are given to quiet refinement. Unfortunately, we do not have the wide range in hostesses that we do in hosts, but both Karen and Haruhi are exceptionally good company.
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[since good, and even mediocre hostesses didn't come cheap.]
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Holy shit.
This is a total pimp shout out, ain't it?
Hooooly shit I'mma die.
[Quite possibly of laughter. There's a lot of choked tittering mixed with wheezing and curses.]
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[Kyouya's voice is very mild. Exceptionally so, really.
But that's because, just under it, there's a layer of ice as he prepares to, yet again, defend the reputations of himself and his fellow hosts.]
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