[Written] And now for something completely different from the last time

[fierybluebird]

Marco here.

Sorry for my state in the last post, and thank you very much to those sweet enough to humor me, you're too kind.

Bepo, and Vyse, I have duplicates of my maps for you, assuming you both still want them.

For everyone else, I've made about twenty copies of various maps and directions to the Corsair Naval Masquerade Ball. Likewise, in the interest of furthering piracy rebelling against lawful order, I will teach the basics of ranks to anyone with enough brains to actually hold the knowledge. Remember, if you want to go, wear formal costume, and pretend to be part of the navy. Anyone in the Spades wishing to help infiltrate must be able to perform a correct salute and demonstrate ability to discern when it's appropriate. Those who cannot may help infiltrate as waiters.

Thank you.
- Marco

Edited Addendum: Dance lessons for Spades unfamiliar with waltz, samba, and tango will be held every night this week. Namur's breakdance competition comes with a reward, but this style of dance is not acceptable for naval officers, sorry Nam-chan.

[Locked to Nico Robin]

I am embarrassed to say I have about three favors to ask of you.

[Locked to Grell Sutcliff]

Hello Kitten. How do you feel about getting a little vengeance, eh?

[Locked to Sebastian]

My phoenix brother and I are in the mood to spread our wings. Think you can get a babysitter that night to come have fun?

Comments

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

I was on a double spring island and had an episode.

[And fought some marines navy he hasn't forgiven.]

[Voice]

[crackpotcrocker]

There's television here? [Say what?]

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

What's television?

[Voice]

[crackpotcrocker]

...A device that transmits episodes and news...

[Denzel sounds rather unsure and now wonders if that 'episode' is being used in another context.]

What do you did mean when you said you had an - EPISODE!?

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

What?

I just meant an isolated incident?

Re: [Voice]

[crackpotcrocker]

You see where I come from there's this box device called a 'television'. Which shows visuals of things known as episodes, re-runs and NEWS!

...Waste of time if you ask me. The best visualization is done though your mind but that's besides the point!

OH!.. Or there's that.

What happened?

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

[News?] Like a video den den mushi? But what's a rerun?

Nothing major happened, and nothing I hope to repeat.

[Voice]

[crackpotcrocker]

A den - what?

A rerun is something that repeats multiple times.

[There's a brief maniacal laugh.]

Been there.

...Awkward silence.

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

Den den mushi. They're psychic snails that transmit messages.

Ah... aye. If you missed my last post, consider yourself lucky. I'm told I was obsessed with putting flower crowns on everyone. For some reason.

[Voice]

[crackpotcrocker]

EGAD! Do those exist here?!

That's not the strangest thing I've heard of... Although.. It's distressing to hear that this place is capable of controlling your free will, yes.

[Never too far from home Crocker, ever.]

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

Unfortunately, no. They're what we use in my world and I miss them.

Ah... well... I had free will at the time, I was just affected by spring... and things.

[Voice]

[crackpotcrocker]

Oh.... [He sounds disappointed he would had liked to studied those because who knows what he could had built!]

Why is it you miss them, mmm?

[There's a brief pause]

Why would spring make you feel like that?

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

Because den den mushi are cute! It just doesn't feel right without the snails making faces, even though I do like books.

Well, it's not just spring. It was double spring. And it's a bird thing.