fierybluebird: (glasses make me smart and serious)
Marco the Phoenix ([personal profile] fierybluebird) wrote in [community profile] piratejournal2014-04-16 04:41 am

[Written] And now for something completely different from the last time

Marco here.

Sorry for my state in the last post, and thank you very much to those sweet enough to humor me, you're too kind.

Bepo, and Vyse, I have duplicates of my maps for you, assuming you both still want them.

For everyone else, I've made about twenty copies of various maps and directions to the Corsair Naval Masquerade Ball. Likewise, in the interest of furthering piracy rebelling against lawful order, I will teach the basics of ranks to anyone with enough brains to actually hold the knowledge. Remember, if you want to go, wear formal costume, and pretend to be part of the navy. Anyone in the Spades wishing to help infiltrate must be able to perform a correct salute and demonstrate ability to discern when it's appropriate. Those who cannot may help infiltrate as waiters.

Thank you.
- Marco

Edited Addendum: Dance lessons for Spades unfamiliar with waltz, samba, and tango will be held every night this week. Namur's breakdance competition comes with a reward, but this style of dance is not acceptable for naval officers, sorry Nam-chan.

[Locked to Nico Robin]

I am embarrassed to say I have about three favors to ask of you.

[Locked to Grell Sutcliff]

Hello Kitten. How do you feel about getting a little vengeance, eh?

[Locked to Sebastian]

My phoenix brother and I are in the mood to spread our wings. Think you can get a babysitter that night to come have fun?
espio: (do i really have to explain this)

[personal profile] espio 2014-04-16 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha ha.

What exactly do you intend to do?
espio: (chibi)

[personal profile] espio 2014-04-16 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hmm?]

Information gathering?
espio: (srs lizard)

[personal profile] espio 2014-04-16 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess not, but being annoying is really appealing to me right now.
espio: (ugh what)

[personal profile] espio 2014-04-16 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Like what?

Even if I could imprison and starve 'em all back, I wouldn't.
espio: (talking to turnips)

[personal profile] espio 2014-04-16 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[No, not particularly. And yeah, Espio is eyeing this message like "..."]

Wreck the place. Sabotage. Mess things up. Make their job hard. If they try anything, beat them down - they'll heal.

[...ah, what the hell, he's gonna jump to a conclusion here, but...]

It might seem "petty" to you, but I will not do anything extreme. I don't care what they've done to me - there's a line I refuse to cross.
espio: (explain this please)

[personal profile] espio 2014-04-16 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Did I say anything about "ugh, pirates"? Because I'm pretty sure I didn't. You all saved me, after all, much as I hate to admit I needed it. Maybe I'm reading in to it wrong, but my issue is with the suggestion that I should respond to what they did by doing something worse.

[But, hmm...]

But, I suppose you're right about the info thing.

I'm normally a combatant, but seeing as I'm still out of it, maybe I should do some sneaking around. I'm sure my invisibility will come to some use.

[As long as there's enough noise around to cover his own hopeless noisiness.]
espio: (srs lizard)

[personal profile] espio 2014-04-16 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[He felt the implication, though, damn it! And not just because he takes everything 1000x too seriously, omg.]

Such as?
espio: (i am not a magic ninja)

[personal profile] espio 2014-04-16 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[How...]

Ugh. Boring!

[Whoops, did the journal just catch that snippet of voice-post?]

Right, I should have known.
espio: (ogod my friends are crazy)

[personal profile] espio 2014-04-16 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Something more interesting than finding out what filing system they use, at least! I'm a hero. I beat up criminals and hand them over to the justice system. Sneaking around offices sounds just oh so exciting.
espio: (talking to turnips)

[personal profile] espio 2014-04-16 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine. I'll find out where they keep the vegetables.
espio: (talking to turnips)

[personal profile] espio 2014-04-16 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Facepalm. Why did you take him seriously, he was being an ass.]

Trust me, by the time I'm done, the Moon might as well be a turnip.

[No, he's not going to explain that he was joking. Okay?]

So I should talk to Thatch, right?