piratejournal | Birthday List v. 3.0 [Voice/Text}

Hey, hey everybody! The first day of the month was pretty crazy, huh? I woulda done this then, but you got a visit from Katze-san instead! Don't worry too much about what he said. That's just how he is. He's back inside me again, so everything's totally back to normal!

[Normal in Hajime terms, at least.]

Happy belated birthday to Pinkie! Sorry I couldn't be there since, you know, Katze-san! Happy belated birthday to Harlock, too! I hope your crew threw you an awesome party!

Maribelle's birthday is tomorrow! Everybody treat her super nice!

As for the rest of you, my list is ULTRA SHORT now! Let's get it twice as long! Tell me all the birthdays you know!

JANUARY
2 - Gaius
6 - Roxas

FEBRUARY
16 - Elissa
20 - Lenalee
22 - Brady

MARCH
14 - Smoker
27 - Lea
28 - Sakura, Sora

APRIL
??? - Mitsuhide
1 - Pinkie Pie
7 - Harlock
14 - Maribelle

MAY
7 - Vyse
30 - Musa

JUNE
9 - Itachi
10 - Codi

JULY
6 - Namur
7 - Susumu Kodai
16 - Selphie
23 - Sasuke

AUGUST

SEPTEMBER
21 - Kuzan
27 - Clementine

OCTOBER
10 - Naruto
31 - Cerise

NOVEMBER
3 - Keimi
13 - Henry
22 - Kairi
24 - Me!

DECEMBER
12 - Fuu
17 - Ban
22 - Riku

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Kuzan's is September 21st!!

Well, well... I didn't know you cared.

[and since he doesn't much care if people know of his birthday. You are still in the losing column.]

Edited 2014-04-15 09:04 (UTC)

[.... DAMN IT. BE MORE EMBARRASSED BY THIS YOU BASTARD D:<]

I don't.

[He'll bite you.]

Then I'll just have to return your gift.

[Your teeth will be the one hurting in the aftermath of that. But it's your choice]

[....]

[What.]

[You really got him a late present?]

[That's...]

[Sweet.]

[And... mortifying.]

[Wow.]

[So his choices are:]

[Incredibly tsundere and call your bluff.]

[Or be a normal human being and say thanks even though it risks that it was a bluff and--]

[Yeah right! That would just double the embarrassment!!!!]

[TSUNDERE BLUFF CALLING ALL THE WAY.]

I guess you will.

[And he is SUPER NOT BLUSHING OVER HERE SCREW YOU.]

[of course he didn't get you a late present, you dunderhead.

He just arrived and had no idea what month it was until just recently.

And even if he had known, he wants to figure out how best to conserve his money and not spend it on your cigars which are not cheap.

At least not the kind he would give you for your birthday.

In either case, since he's returning it, he's just going to bluff your bluff and keep on in the direction he was going]

You would have liked it.

[and now for the misdirect]

It seems you've been out in the sun too long.

[Well that's good! Because really, that's what Smoker would have expected of his ex-boss and bff and ally in this uh Justice Escapade venture... something... or other.]

[SHUT UP.]

I already have sunglasses.

[No wait. They never existed! So shut up!] And anyway, it was candy sunshine. Except for the chocolate Maribelle had on her parasol. I have no idea what that was about.

[Because Smoker is so fucking distracted by every single random thing except the things he's tunnel-visioned on all "JUSTICE" etc.]

[he will just wait the right amount of time for that, as if, perhaps, sitting in silent judgment of Smoker's words. Which of course he isn't and for the most part deciding how to score another point]

You've been with Straw Hat entirely too long.

[what does he mean by that? Nothing in particular. What you may think he means? Well...who knows? But have a fun time trying to figure it out and second guessing everything]

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[BRB]

[FLIPPING TABLES!]

[LITERALLY.]

[CRASH CRASH SMASH!]

[TABLES FLIPPED!]

Edited 2014-04-15 09:37 (UTC)

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!

[Hmm. Seems as if he went a bit too far with that one]

Chill, Smoker. I was just goading you.

{you're a good marine. Don't make him pat his head and tell you so because you'll like that even less]

[Huffs.]

I knew that.

[No he didn't.]

[Please don't pat his head, he's red enough already, god.]

[he'll just pat you on the head and sip his coffee and meander away from the situation. About halfway to the door he realized he probably shouldn't have done that but waves the thought away as he sighs at the door--

And you get to watch the stooping kind of sidling action he has to make to get in and out of any place.]

[God.]

[Damn it.]

[NOT.]

[Blushing.]

[But he will fix that table.]

[So not blushing.]

[Nope.]

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