Birthday List v. 3.0 [Voice/Text}

[collagehero]

Hey, hey everybody! The first day of the month was pretty crazy, huh? I woulda done this then, but you got a visit from Katze-san instead! Don't worry too much about what he said. That's just how he is. He's back inside me again, so everything's totally back to normal!

[Normal in Hajime terms, at least.]

Happy belated birthday to Pinkie! Sorry I couldn't be there since, you know, Katze-san! Happy belated birthday to Harlock, too! I hope your crew threw you an awesome party!

Maribelle's birthday is tomorrow! Everybody treat her super nice!

As for the rest of you, my list is ULTRA SHORT now! Let's get it twice as long! Tell me all the birthdays you know!

JANUARY
2 - Gaius
6 - Roxas

FEBRUARY
16 - Elissa
20 - Lenalee
22 - Brady

MARCH
14 - Smoker
27 - Lea
28 - Sakura, Sora

APRIL
??? - Mitsuhide
1 - Pinkie Pie
7 - Harlock
14 - Maribelle

MAY
7 - Vyse
30 - Musa

JUNE
9 - Itachi
10 - Codi

JULY
6 - Namur
7 - Susumu Kodai
16 - Selphie
23 - Sasuke

AUGUST

SEPTEMBER
21 - Kuzan
27 - Clementine

OCTOBER
10 - Naruto
31 - Cerise

NOVEMBER
3 - Keimi
13 - Henry
22 - Kairi
24 - Me!

DECEMBER
12 - Fuu
17 - Ban
22 - Riku

Comments

[voice]

[justicereigns]

[Well that's good! Because really, that's what Smoker would have expected of his ex-boss and bff and ally in this uh Justice Escapade venture... something... or other.]

[SHUT UP.]

I already have sunglasses.

[No wait. They never existed! So shut up!] And anyway, it was candy sunshine. Except for the chocolate Maribelle had on her parasol. I have no idea what that was about.

[Because Smoker is so fucking distracted by every single random thing except the things he's tunnel-visioned on all "JUSTICE" etc.]

[voice]

[lazyjustice]

[he will just wait the right amount of time for that, as if, perhaps, sitting in silent judgment of Smoker's words. Which of course he isn't and for the most part deciding how to score another point]

You've been with Straw Hat entirely too long.

[what does he mean by that? Nothing in particular. What you may think he means? Well...who knows? But have a fun time trying to figure it out and second guessing everything]

[voice] 1/2

[justicereigns]

[alkdjq3jepRWKmdlAKsdlanypiA$NTFLANewDFnSNdn]

[BRB]

[FLIPPING TABLES!]

[LITERALLY.]

[CRASH CRASH SMASH!]

[TABLES FLIPPED!]

[voice] 2/2

[justicereigns]

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!

[voice]

[lazyjustice]

[Hmm. Seems as if he went a bit too far with that one]

Chill, Smoker. I was just goading you.

{you're a good marine. Don't make him pat his head and tell you so because you'll like that even less]

[voice]

[justicereigns]

[Huffs.]

I knew that.

[No he didn't.]

[Please don't pat his head, he's red enough already, god.]

[voice]

[lazyjustice]

[he'll just pat you on the head and sip his coffee and meander away from the situation. About halfway to the door he realized he probably shouldn't have done that but waves the thought away as he sighs at the door--

And you get to watch the stooping kind of sidling action he has to make to get in and out of any place.]

[voice]

[justicereigns]

[God.]

[Damn it.]

[NOT.]

[Blushing.]

[But he will fix that table.]

[So not blushing.]

[Nope.]