piratejournal | Birthday List v. 3.0 [Voice/Text}

Hey, hey everybody! The first day of the month was pretty crazy, huh? I woulda done this then, but you got a visit from Katze-san instead! Don't worry too much about what he said. That's just how he is. He's back inside me again, so everything's totally back to normal!

[Normal in Hajime terms, at least.]

Happy belated birthday to Pinkie! Sorry I couldn't be there since, you know, Katze-san! Happy belated birthday to Harlock, too! I hope your crew threw you an awesome party!

Maribelle's birthday is tomorrow! Everybody treat her super nice!

As for the rest of you, my list is ULTRA SHORT now! Let's get it twice as long! Tell me all the birthdays you know!

JANUARY
2 - Gaius
6 - Roxas

FEBRUARY
16 - Elissa
20 - Lenalee
22 - Brady

MARCH
14 - Smoker
27 - Lea
28 - Sakura, Sora

APRIL
??? - Mitsuhide
1 - Pinkie Pie
7 - Harlock
14 - Maribelle

MAY
7 - Vyse
30 - Musa

JUNE
9 - Itachi
10 - Codi

JULY
6 - Namur
7 - Susumu Kodai
16 - Selphie
23 - Sasuke

AUGUST

SEPTEMBER
21 - Kuzan
27 - Clementine

OCTOBER
10 - Naruto
31 - Cerise

NOVEMBER
3 - Keimi
13 - Henry
22 - Kairi
24 - Me!

DECEMBER
12 - Fuu
17 - Ban
22 - Riku

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Yup! I took his Note and shoved it right in my chest! CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUSSSSSSSSSSSH! It totally hurt a lot!

─then why the hell do you sound so goddamn happy about it?!

Edited 2014-04-14 00:28 (UTC)

Sometimes ya gotta do what ya gotta do, especially if you're a superhero like me! It's something only I could have done, so I did it! Isn't that great?!

"Superhero", huh.

[That again. No, Ragna still isn't convinced it's not bullshit, but... sounds like she has a sense of responsibility of sorts, and he can respect that.

Maybe.]

You sure didn't have that asshole with you back one the [He cringes a little at the thought of actually saying it, but here goes nothing:] Santa Boat.

Nope! He came back with me after I went home. I told you aaaaaaall about that, right? I figure that must have been why I got sent back for a while. I wish he could have been with us on the Santa Boat, though! Do you think he'd have gotten his own present? It's not like he can use a fishing rod, but I would have eaten his deviled eggs for him!

Yeah, yeah, you did.

[And none of it made a lick of sense.]

... What you're trying to say is that you wanted more food for yourself.

[He's almost ashamed his mind actually put "Hajime" and "responsibility" together just a moment ago.]

They were really good eggs! I ate all of them anyway, even though they were for everybody. I was Godzilla that day, I couldn't help it.

[Okay, so they were just Godzilla PJs, but it totally counts.]

... You mean that shitty costume or some crap that you were wearing?

[Ragna hasn't paid it much attention, too focused on the "present" he got, but he does vaguely recall her being dressed in something ridiculous.]

My Godzilla jammies! Just like the ones I have back home! I sleep so much better when I'm Godzilla!

[Master Unit, have mercy on him.]

... This isn't good. I feel like this conversation just went from "bad" to "ungodly dumb".

Really? You mean you don't have special PJs? Didn't Santa give you a hat and a blanket and a stuffed animal?

'Course I don't.

[Did she really have to bring those up? Honestly, he managed to forgot those were even a thing, focusing solely on his sister's music box.]

... I guess? Dunno, that crap is probably somewhere in the hold... maybe?

That's no good at all! I bet it's lonely!

[... really]

What, the stuffed animal...?

And the blanket and the hat!

I'm--

I mean, this--

[A sigh. Fine, he gives up. There are. No words.]

... Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure they are.

[Better agree with the crazy ones, right?]

You oughta find 'em! It's getting a little warm to sleep with hat on, but you could put it on your animal! What'd you get, anyway?

Why the hell do you wanna know that...

[Though truth to be told, he doesn't expect to hear a reasonable answer.]

... Some sorta dog, I think?

[Because someone's an underdog. ~~And a little puppy.~~]

Aww! Does it have a grumpy face like Ragrumpy?

[Santa was really good at picking out presents here.]

[EXCUSE U]

There's nothing wrong with my face!

[There's a pause for a slightly irritated huff before he carries on with his response.]

... Hell if I know, I didn't look too closely. All I noticed it's kinda... fluffy.

[It's also all he cares about, so.]

So it's just like you!

[It probably does have a grumpy face! Grumpy and fluffy!]

[THE HELL.]

I'M NOT FLUFFY!

[Hajime just laughs and laughs and laugh. Oh, Ragrumpy. Yes you are.]

[There is nothing about him that's even remotely fluffy and he will never believe the opposite.]

This isn't funny! It's my reputation that's at stake, dammit!

[What reputation, Rags.]

What kinda reputation?

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