Birthday List v. 3.0 [Voice/Text}

[collagehero]

Hey, hey everybody! The first day of the month was pretty crazy, huh? I woulda done this then, but you got a visit from Katze-san instead! Don't worry too much about what he said. That's just how he is. He's back inside me again, so everything's totally back to normal!

[Normal in Hajime terms, at least.]

Happy belated birthday to Pinkie! Sorry I couldn't be there since, you know, Katze-san! Happy belated birthday to Harlock, too! I hope your crew threw you an awesome party!

Maribelle's birthday is tomorrow! Everybody treat her super nice!

As for the rest of you, my list is ULTRA SHORT now! Let's get it twice as long! Tell me all the birthdays you know!

JANUARY
2 - Gaius
6 - Roxas

FEBRUARY
16 - Elissa
20 - Lenalee
22 - Brady

MARCH
14 - Smoker
27 - Lea
28 - Sakura, Sora

APRIL
??? - Mitsuhide
1 - Pinkie Pie
7 - Harlock
14 - Maribelle

MAY
7 - Vyse
30 - Musa

JUNE
9 - Itachi
10 - Codi

JULY
6 - Namur
7 - Susumu Kodai
16 - Selphie
23 - Sasuke

AUGUST

SEPTEMBER
21 - Kuzan
27 - Clementine

OCTOBER
10 - Naruto
31 - Cerise

NOVEMBER
3 - Keimi
13 - Henry
22 - Kairi
24 - Me!

DECEMBER
12 - Fuu
17 - Ban
22 - Riku

Comments

[voice]

[rebellions]

Why the hell do you wanna know that...

[Though truth to be told, he doesn't expect to hear a reasonable answer.]

... Some sorta dog, I think?

[Because someone's an underdog. And a little puppy.]

[voice]

[collagehero]

Aww! Does it have a grumpy face like Ragrumpy?

[Santa was really good at picking out presents here.]

[voice]

[rebellions]

[EXCUSE U]

There's nothing wrong with my face!

[There's a pause for a slightly irritated huff before he carries on with his response.]

... Hell if I know, I didn't look too closely. All I noticed it's kinda... fluffy.

[It's also all he cares about, so.]

[voice]

[collagehero]

So it's just like you!

[It probably does have a grumpy face! Grumpy and fluffy!]

[voice]

[rebellions]

[THE HELL.]

I'M NOT FLUFFY!

[voice]

[collagehero]

[Hajime just laughs and laughs and laugh. Oh, Ragrumpy. Yes you are.]

[voice]

[rebellions]

[There is nothing about him that's even remotely fluffy and he will never believe the opposite.]

This isn't funny! It's my reputation that's at stake, dammit!

[What reputation, Rags.]

[voice]

[collagehero]

What kinda reputation?

[voice]

[rebellions]

[A very good question! Give him a short moment as he considers this.]

... Right. None here, I guess.

[voice]

[collagehero]

Well, there you go! You can make a brand new one!

[Kinder! Gentler! Fluffier!]

[voice]

[rebellions]

[... He prefers his Grim Reaper image, thank you very much.]

Not if it involves the word "fluffy"!

[He likes fluffy. He really does. But not when it's attached to his own name.]

[voice]

[collagehero]

Ragrumpy the Fluffedge!

[What has been said cannot be unsaid.]

[voice]

[rebellions]

ARE YOU STUPID?!

[Sure enough, at this point it's just one of Ragna's stock phrases rather than a genuine question.]

How the hell do you put "grumpy" and "fluff" in one name and expect it to work? Wait, no! I mean─ DON'T CALL ME THAT, DAMMIT!

[voice]

[collagehero]

But it works perfectly! It's the perfect name because Ragrumpy is grumpy and fluffy at the same time!

[voice]

[rebellions]

[There's a loud sound of a person inhaling on the other end as Ragna tries to calm himself.]

... I'll only repeat it once again. Not a single part of me is "fluffy". Got that, brat?

[At least he doesn't argue the "grumpy" part...]

[voice]

[collagehero]

Oooookaaaaay!

[Somehow it doesn't sound like she means it.]