[Voice]

[collagehero]

[Hajime's voice is loud, exuberant and, honestly, pretty obnoxious.]

Hi, everyone!! I met a lot of you today, but to everyone I haven't met, I'm Hajime Ichinose and I was pulled here just like the rest of you by that giant grumpy ghost pirate guy! I wanna go out and find treasure like he told us to, but I don't know much about the ocean or sailing or treasure hunting. I am really good at interior decorating and papercraft, though, so if anyone has a ship that needs a makeover, you can totally call--well, write, I guess--me and let me know! Oh, and I'm a superhero, so I guess that's important to say too!

Let's all work together to find the treasure! I look forward to meeting more of you!

Hajime out!

Comments

[hitorabu]

Nice to meet you, too. I'm Orihara Izaya.

'Amnesia remind'? That's certainly different from abracadabra.

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[collagehero]

It is! It's all [And now she stops writing and starts talking, because attack names just aren't the same when you write them!] Amnesia Effect! Biiiiiiird, GO! Blanc et Noir! SNIP SNIP SNIP! Petit Ciseaux! SWISH! SWISH! SWISH! Balles Pastels! POW POW POW! Ta da! The end!

[Text]

[hitorabu]

French magic tricks, no less! How elegant.

[Writing totally makes the sarcasm less obvious.]

[Text]

[collagehero]

I'm an artist, so they should be! Senpai's like a samurai, so his attacks are in Japanese. Jou-san's are in English and he plays darts a lot and works in an office, so maybe it's a grown-up thing? What would your attack names be if you were a superhero, Izaya?

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[hitorabu]

Hmm, probably... [He taps his pen against the page. Ah, but he has his own version of attack names already, doesn't he?] The names of my friends.

[And doesn't that just seem completely innocent?]

It sounds a bit scary, though. Shouldn't you have defenses, rather than attacks, if you're a real superhero?

[collagehero]

I have my G-suit. That's armor-y! Plus, I'd rather not attack, anyway. You just need to find a way to talk to people and you won't have to fight.

[hitorabu]

That's true. But if they don't listen, you fight them after all.

I hope you don't hurt them too badly.

[collagehero]

Of course not! You need to be able to make friends with them after if they don't listen to you before.

[hitorabu]

I only mean, those attacks sound very dangerous. Scissors, even small ones, are no toy. There's a reason why you're not supposed to run with scissors, you know!

[collagehero]

Don't you worry! I'm a scissors expert! Like Harukitty is a swimming expert and the Doctor is a Doctoring expert!

[hitorabu]

In that case, I'll do my best not to worry.