[Voice]

[collagehero]

[Hajime's voice is loud, exuberant and, honestly, pretty obnoxious.]

Hi, everyone!! I met a lot of you today, but to everyone I haven't met, I'm Hajime Ichinose and I was pulled here just like the rest of you by that giant grumpy ghost pirate guy! I wanna go out and find treasure like he told us to, but I don't know much about the ocean or sailing or treasure hunting. I am really good at interior decorating and papercraft, though, so if anyone has a ship that needs a makeover, you can totally call--well, write, I guess--me and let me know! Oh, and I'm a superhero, so I guess that's important to say too!

Let's all work together to find the treasure! I look forward to meeting more of you!

Hajime out!

Comments

[hitorabu]

That's true. But if they don't listen, you fight them after all.

I hope you don't hurt them too badly.

[collagehero]

Of course not! You need to be able to make friends with them after if they don't listen to you before.

[hitorabu]

I only mean, those attacks sound very dangerous. Scissors, even small ones, are no toy. There's a reason why you're not supposed to run with scissors, you know!

[collagehero]

Don't you worry! I'm a scissors expert! Like Harukitty is a swimming expert and the Doctor is a Doctoring expert!

[hitorabu]

In that case, I'll do my best not to worry.