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[Hajime's voice is loud, exuberant and, honestly, pretty obnoxious.]

Hi, everyone!! I met a lot of you today, but to everyone I haven't met, I'm Hajime Ichinose and I was pulled here just like the rest of you by that giant grumpy ghost pirate guy! I wanna go out and find treasure like he told us to, but I don't know much about the ocean or sailing or treasure hunting. I am really good at interior decorating and papercraft, though, so if anyone has a ship that needs a makeover, you can totally call--well, write, I guess--me and let me know! Oh, and I'm a superhero, so I guess that's important to say too!

Let's all work together to find the treasure! I look forward to meeting more of you!

Hajime out!

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Makoto can do it.

Does Makoto know how to sail a ship?

...Probably not.

Too bad... It would've been fun with Makoto as captain and Harukitty as first mate and me as Ship's Decorator and...wasn't there another friend you were looking for? Was he the one you kicked?

Haruki- [VERY OBVIOUS DISPLEASED SOUND] Just say Haru.

Rei can do calculations, and butterfly.

Haaaaru-chan! Maybe Rei could navigate! That's math-y right?

Haru.

If we find a book on it, he'll figure it out.

Now we just need someone who knows how to sail! [Nevermind that that's what they should have gotten first...details, details.]

Do you know anyone like that?

Ace, but I read in the journal that he broke his boat, so maybe we shouldn't ask him.

No good. We need someone who won't sink us.

Maybe we should advertise? You could make posters!

Searching

For someone who can pilot a ship.

?

It could work! Draw a pretty picture on it!

Woooooooooooooooooooooooow. That's enough to impress anyone! Add the words to it, make copies, and put them up everywhere!

We could leave before we find someone.

But we don't know how to make the boat go.

All we have to do is turn the motor on.

Huh? No, no, they're pirate-y ships! You have to use the sails and climb the rigging and steer with the big fancy wheel! Like in the movies!

...That's too much effort.

That's why we have a crew! Makoto and me and that guy you kicked will all help you!

Ugh...

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