[Voice]

[collagehero]

[Hajime's voice is loud, exuberant and, honestly, pretty obnoxious.]

Hi, everyone!! I met a lot of you today, but to everyone I haven't met, I'm Hajime Ichinose and I was pulled here just like the rest of you by that giant grumpy ghost pirate guy! I wanna go out and find treasure like he told us to, but I don't know much about the ocean or sailing or treasure hunting. I am really good at interior decorating and papercraft, though, so if anyone has a ship that needs a makeover, you can totally call--well, write, I guess--me and let me know! Oh, and I'm a superhero, so I guess that's important to say too!

Let's all work together to find the treasure! I look forward to meeting more of you!

Hajime out!

Comments

[collagehero]

It could work! Draw a pretty picture on it!

[onlyswimfree]

[collagehero]

Woooooooooooooooooooooooow. That's enough to impress anyone! Add the words to it, make copies, and put them up everywhere!

[onlyswimfree]

We could leave before we find someone.

[collagehero]

But we don't know how to make the boat go.

[onlyswimfree]

All we have to do is turn the motor on.

[collagehero]

Huh? No, no, they're pirate-y ships! You have to use the sails and climb the rigging and steer with the big fancy wheel! Like in the movies!

[onlyswimfree]

...That's too much effort.

[collagehero]

That's why we have a crew! Makoto and me and that guy you kicked will all help you!

[onlyswimfree]

Ugh...