People keep going missing out of thin air and I think that's kinda bullshit. I know it's nothing new, but that doesn't make it any less annoying. It's like, hey here's this guy that you've known for a long as time and then poof! He's gone. And what the fuck is with Davy Jones bringing people here and then sending them away like he's getting bored of them?

[Dave pauses mid-rant. This is bothering him more than the casual tone of his voice lets on.]

Not like it hasn't happened to me before. I guess we all get ousted eventually. That's no excuse for it though. You never know if or when someone's gonna come back.

I wished to inquire of you all: are any of you still out there older or prolonged past the boundaries of your species' natural lifespan?

I must admit that of late, the energy and exuberance that surrounds me has made me feel my age in a way I am simply not accustomed to. Not physically, for I have been fortunate in that area, but mentally and emotionally I question if I can keep up with you all. Perhaps it is a miracle I have done so thus far... or perhaps I am simply underselling myself, and my weariness stems from other sources.

Regardless, I must wonder if anyone out there understands this firsthoof. If you are willing to talk about it, of course.

Princess Celestia

 OK I need riting practis. So rit me stuf and ill rit bak. Tell me if I scru up so I can du bettr.

....and if u mak fun of me u wil get it. I NO WER U SLEP

[needless to say his writing is rather sloppy. Good luck interpreting this foreign symbology]

[Vanitas is relaxing on the deck of the Golden Lion's ship. He has no idea where they are, as he let Shiki make all the choices. And he doesn't know much about sailing. But the sun feels nice, and Vanitas has never really relaxed before]

Well, that navy invasion was fun to deal with. Almost as fun as the summit, had a lot of good fights there.

Except now I'm bored.

What's fun to do on the sea?