I think...

The mist made me drunk.

[Which is just downright weird, isn't it?]

I don't think it was enough to give me a hang-over, but I remember thinking jumping overboard was a good idea.

[Her voice is monotone. What else do you expect from Haruhi?]

Are sharks prevalent? Has anyone been eaten by a shark? I'm sorry if that brings up bad memories for you.

To all those of you who put up with me when I was reverted back to my childhood state, I would like to extend my heartfelt thanks and apologies. Children will be children after all, even if they are well bred, and I'll be the first to tell you I'm not completely perfect. I especially appreciate those who reassured me that my son was not in fact a pirate, and I'd like to definitely apologize to you Brady. I know now that you will make an exceptional father someday, and I am very proud of you.

Kuzan... I think the less said about what I may have said to you as a child the better... though I will still have that cup of tea with you at some point if you'd like. You can forget about the flowers and poetry though.

To my last order of business I will be visiting the friendship crew for about a week, so please do not worry yourselves overly much because I will return after that. I wanted to visit Henry and make sure that everything is alright with the crew I had at one point founded. Henry, I hope you haven't cursed yourself with anything too drastic from the pink fog now that I'm paying you a visit, or I shall be very cross.

[It's Jean but not Jean: for those few here who know her, her voice sounds deeper. Sensual. More reckless, somehow.]

Anyone wanna help me get off this island? I'll make it worth your while.