Hmm, no, not you. You'd be far too bubbly!
...toilet cleaner? No - that smells too weird...
Laundry detergent. Yes, that'll be perfect!
Are you kidding? That's just stupid. The worst idea you've had.
*No, this isn't a conversation that's being broadcast, but the same voice, just one seems more bitter, more aggravated, than the first*
Okay, okay. Whatever...
Aha! This is perfect! Extra, extra strong bleach.
Really? Is that the best you've got?
Alright, so it's not dynamite, but it'll work. Do not use in an enclosed space. Do not use near a naked flame. Huh, sounds pretty powerful to me!
Ha!
Ooh! Look! An axe!
It's blunt! Don't be ridiculous! What good is a blunt axe?
But I can get it sharpened... Make it useful...
*There's a loud thud as something heavy hits the journal. There's a long pause, then some laughter*
Oops! This wasn't supposed to be open!
You stupid, useless -
*Whatever profanity that was about to follow is cut short, and there ends that post. Nothing to hear here, just someone making an inventory of the cleaning products on their ship*