[Voice & Written]

[fierybluebird]

[He's going to regret this later, but there's a bunch of excitedly high-pitched chirps like a bird singing a love song.]

[That's okay. It matches the background sounds.]

[But FAR more embarrassing is the scribbles he makes into the journal:]



[So someone has a case of Spring Fever. Or maybe just a fever.]

[And then in big bold colorful levels Marco makes sure to add:]

FREE FLOWER CROWNS FOR EVERYONE WHO SIGNS UP NOW.

[Yeah. He's kind of lost it.]

Comments

[Written]

[fierybluebird]

[He is SO going to weave flowers to the ends. It'll pop with roses!]

I haven't eaten anything except flowers.

And rainbow sparkles.

And sunshine.

And dew.

Taste the dew. Do the dew, do it!

[UM Does that answer anything?]

[Written] I died at "do the dew"

[redfootzeff]

[This is officially the worst island ever.]

I'll pass on the dew. Dammit, I'll probably have to throw out everything I was going to restock with.

[Wasting food. He hates wasting food. But this stuff is clearly tainted.]

[Written] XDDDD ty ty

[fierybluebird]

Please don't.

I suspect this is a state which can only affect phoenixes, but I haven't found Ikki yet to test that theory.

In any case, heron and crow laguz handle it better, but Selphie and Logan have been completely fine.

I could stay out of the forest, but I won't. I have to face this.

Also, I have flowers to weave. I am the crown weaver in the garden of life.

Would you like one? [He's making you one anyway. It'll be awesome.]

[Written] Bravo, blue bird of burning~

[redfootzeff]

[He thinks for a bit. It'd be nice and convenient if that were the case.]

I'll keep them out of your food then.

[He'll have to tweak the menu a little but if it means that one of their fire manipulators isn't going to go insane after each meal, it's worth it.]

No.

[Written] XDDD

[fierybluebird]

[For what it's worth Zeff, Marco and Ikki will probably be missing all meals, because they are indeed, both completely insane right now.]

I know! ROSES! Roses would love lovely with your mustache.

You can have one like Pops.

[Written]

[redfootzeff]

I like my mustache as is. I catch you trying to mess with it in my sleep, and we're going to have a problem.

[He will send you flying without your wings, bird boy.]

[Written]

[fierybluebird]

Only while you're awake.

[Written]

[redfootzeff]

[Grumps. He'll still kick the crap out of you, Marco.]

You're not gonna change my mustache.

[Especially not with flowers. Also, Whitebeard's 'stache is his 'stache. Stealing his style is not gonna happen. Respect the pirate mustache.]

[Written]

[fierybluebird]

What if I put flowers around the hat?

[Best compromise.]

[Written]

[redfootzeff]

You're joking.

[That's a "no".]

[Written]

[fierybluebird]

Blue and yellow would look lovely.

[Written]

[redfootzeff]

Don't even think about it.

[Written]

[fierybluebird]

What about little bluebells around the goatee?

[Written]

[redfootzeff]

Absolutely not.

[That's underlined three times.]

[Written]

[fierybluebird]

Carnation bracelet?

[Written]

[redfootzeff]

No.

[Written]

[fierybluebird]

Anklet?

[Written]

[redfootzeff]

Forget it, kid. It's not happening.

[Written]

[fierybluebird]

You don't get to call me kid, only Pops does.

Rosettes in the mustache, they'll make you gorgeous for the ladies, I promise.

[Written]

[redfootzeff]

I catch you anywhere near me with rosettes or any other flower, and I'll be locking you in the freezer.

[Written]

[fierybluebird]

Ivy?

[Written]

[redfootzeff]

No.

[Written]

[fierybluebird]

Bluebells?

[Written]

[redfootzeff]

Those are flowers.

[Did you not read what he wrote not two sentences ago?]

[Written]

[fierybluebird]

So are most spices. Are spice flowers also unacceptable?