fierybluebird: (cute phoenix)
Marco the Phoenix ([personal profile] fierybluebird) wrote in [community profile] piratejournal2014-04-11 01:28 am

[Voice & Written]

[He's going to regret this later, but there's a bunch of excitedly high-pitched chirps like a bird singing a love song.]

[That's okay. It matches the background sounds.]

[But FAR more embarrassing is the scribbles he makes into the journal:]




[So someone has a case of Spring Fever. Or maybe just a fever.]

[And then in big bold colorful levels Marco makes sure to add:]


FREE FLOWER CROWNS FOR EVERYONE WHO SIGNS UP NOW.

[Yeah. He's kind of lost it.]
redfootzeff: (Very Annoyed)

[Written]

[personal profile] redfootzeff 2014-04-20 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Absolutely not.

[That's underlined three times.]
redfootzeff: (Serious)

[Written]

[personal profile] redfootzeff 2014-04-25 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Forget it, kid. It's not happening.
redfootzeff: (Very Annoyed)

[Written]

[personal profile] redfootzeff 2014-04-25 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
I catch you anywhere near me with rosettes or any other flower, and I'll be locking you in the freezer.
redfootzeff: (Very Annoyed)

[Written]

[personal profile] redfootzeff 2014-04-25 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
No.
Edited 2014-04-25 01:38 (UTC)
redfootzeff: (Very Annoyed)

[Written]

[personal profile] redfootzeff 2014-04-27 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Those are flowers.

[Did you not read what he wrote not two sentences ago?]
redfootzeff: (Very Annoyed)

[Written]

[personal profile] redfootzeff 2014-04-27 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
How about this: Any plant you want to weave into my mustache, forget it.
redfootzeff: (Gritting my teeth)

[Written]

[personal profile] redfootzeff 2014-05-03 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
How many times do I have to tell you "no" before you get the damn point?