002 [VOICE]

[justguidelines]

[Well, things are back to normal for this pirate, at least, and for the most part he's kept to his own, for the simple fact that he hasn't been able to properly express how much you lot have been doing it wrong.

This is more than pirate pride, alright? This is about an entire professional jargon that has quite obviously flew over the heads of all of you lot, and his ears, in his own opinion, are close to bleeding.

It doesn't help that he's been rolling his eyes since minute one, either.]

Alright, ye paper-skulled, dim-witted barmpots. Listen, and listen close, as I won't go repeating meself a second time except with lead shot.

I've no idea what that nonsense were that made ye all gibber like plonkers without brains between your ears, but I be here to let ye all know ye cocked it up something fierce. Never in me life 'ave I ever heard so much bilge spew from greenhorns at that rate of speed, and I've spent me fair share of time in Tortuga and New Orleans.

All of it were nonsense, and only about half made the slightest bit of sense. Honestly, ye'd think we were speaking two different tongues or some such, and you only bothered to learn half of it.

What gobs among ye were crying avast. Set yourself down, as you've only made yourself look a fool. Ye warn't speaking like pirates. Ye were mangling orders and doing it in the most half-arsed West Cun'ry accents I nary have 'eard in me life. Mister Cotton hisself do a better job, and he has no tongue.

Learn the difference between talking like you have brains and giving orders. From the sounds of it, ye have no idea what any of that means anyway, so spare those of us as have some know-how the pain of listening to you gurgle like a dying whale. Leave the talking like a man of the sea to those as know it, shut your gobs, and get back to pumping the bilge like most of ye need to be doing, as ye aren't fit to haul line or trim sails. Why the lot of you figured ye just had to share with the rest of us, I'll nary understand, nor do I particularly care.

So for future such nonsense, do us a solid and keep your traps shut.

Comments

[voice]

[justicereigns]

Bite me.

[This is clearly the start of a beautiful friendship.]

[Or that other thing.]

[voice]

[justguidelines]

Aye? And what will ye do then, call me a scallywag.

[They're going to be besties in no time.]

[voice]

[justicereigns]

I have stronger words for ye, but the blasted curse won't let me say them.

Yet.

[voice]

[mostwanted]

Might I just say you sound awfully touchy about the whole topic?

[voice]

[justguidelines]

Of course I'm touchy. Equating me own manner of speech is, quite frankly, rude.

[Mostly because most of the other pirates he knows are complete bumbling idiots, but...Well. You don't need to know that, do you.]

[voice]

[mostwanted]

You know, I am decently amazed a pirate would get in arms over such a ... personal subject. I'd think culture was beneath you-- no offense.

[voice]

[carptricks]

Someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.

[voice]

[justguidelines]

Oh, I were perfectly cheerful.

Until you lot started butchering a man's speech.

[voice]

[carptricks]

Why're you yelling at us about that? S'not like we wanted to spend all day talking like a bunch of idiots.

[Voice] Assuming this is after the day is over

[nogimmicks]

[ Sorry, there's only the laughter of a woman on this end of your journal. ]

Uhuhuhuhuhu...! You really got a stick lodged up there, don't you, Grandpa Pirate-san? Or did your... peg leg... just go awry? ... Hahaha!

[Voice] It was posted after midnight my time so yep! o/

[justguidelines]

And I'll tell ye again never have I ever claimed to be anything but a humble man of the sea. Your assumptions, miss, are very likely to land ye in hotter water than I imagine you're ready for.

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[deathsought]

I'll admit, that was... bizarre.

voice;

[justguidelines]

It went well beyond bizarre right into ridiculous, is what it did.

perma-written

[deathsought]

I haven't seen any magic like that before.

[Voice]

[orderispeace]

Quite a speech. Might this not be an occasion where you should take your own advice?

[Voice]

[justguidelines]

It might. But then again, it might not. After all, it weren't I jawing so fiercely and yet...So foolishly.

[written - alias: Nakura]

[hitorabu]

Here now, don't go blamin' hard-workin' folk fer a curse that were that scurvey dog's fault an' no one else's.

[Izaya's hardly even trying to do this right, but it's so much fun. Just ignore how he's... writing... with an accent. That's how it worked with the curse, so he can totally keep it up.]

'Sides, t'ain't as if all men o' the sea hail from the same piss-pot corner o' England.

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[justguidelines]

Oh, and a piss-pot it do be, for sure, otherwise I nary would have left it, would I?

[Read: No shit, genius!]

Nay, I heard so many uses of starboard and avast and...Well, it do go on to show nary many actually comprehend the meaning of those words, do they.

[written]

[redcinemareel]

[Her words are cursive. Very legible, and red.]

I'm not sure why you think their speech was voluntary.

voice;

[justguidelines]

Never said it were.

[Has comprehension all but fled in these parts? It can't be seen, but there's a pause, where he rolls his eyes.]

Only that if they had such an awful time with it, their time would have been better spent not whining at the rest of us over it.

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[hattrick]

So... you're a real pirate? [ This is all Trucy cares about tbqh ] Have you always lived here?

VOICE - for the first time ever

[elissacousland]

[Elissa finally uses the voice function that Smoker actually explained how to activate. Her own manner of speaking gives away her Fereldan noble origins and her contralto is gentle as well as polite.]

He never said he was a pirate, my dear girl. He is a man of the sea who just happens to have a West Country accent and I do believe he found offense that the Dog assumed pirates all speak with the modulations of the town of his birth. Such an assumption is far from reality, I assure you. Pirates can hail from any number of places and speak in a plethora of accents.

voice;

[justguidelines]

Nary said I were a pirate, did I? I didn't.

And no, I am not.

voice

[allendsmeat]

haha You're pretty mad, huh? But I don't think anyone could help it. It was a mystery voice.

voice

[justguidelines]

The way to help it would be to keep their traps shut, aye?