( oo2 ☠ voice/written )

[kringlefuck]

<sub>[ Here you go, journal. Teenager guy here leaving you all a message. He sounds like he has a rough Australian accent, and wants to say things in the most complicated way possible. But here we go: ]

Is this thing on—</sub>
Ah, yes! I dare say I hope I am using this vocal gizmo-gadgetry exceptionally well. Um. Still getting used to here.
I have several proposals for the lot of you, if you could spare me a few moments.
It seems I have been awkwardly stationary here in this main port, becoming friendlies with the folk here who don't particularly seem to be bothered to be in a rush with things. I'm becoming rather low on funds, and as tempting as it seems to part ways with my twin beauts, I don't think that is a feasible exchange.

The pirate life of things seems terrific, but I'm rather.. _{oh how do I say it}— uncertain, unmotivated— it's a troublesome predicament. Do I just simply ask? _{I think I should just simply ask.}

I would like to be a member of some sort of crew! I've come to my conclusion that none of my comradaries are present in this sort of universe which is all in all heartbreaking— as I am a bit deterred as to where to start without them.

Secondly!
We ought to be friends! I'm not used to having many friends, but I would like some!
Below are the criteria in written of my all and all interests! I seem to have misplaced my characteristic green marker, so black will have to do for now. Ta-ta for now!

1. An interest in all sorts of rifles and pistols. My grandmother owned a rather impressive gun business back in the day in to which i inherited a huge amount of firearms before i was brought here. I carry two berettas myself strictly as defense sometimes, and spend long hours defending monsters to protect myself my entire life. If any of you are in need of any sort of protection, let me know.

2. An interest in reckless roughhousing in to which i refer to as fisticuffs!! Gosh nelly, do i love doing that. Fighting for sport in order to gain a better talent at defending off scoundrels. A good scrum and what have you is beneficial to my body... im not exactly sure about you but i practically thrive on it. If you want a sparring partner of some sort.

3. An interest in earth movies of all kinds. There really isnt a bad movie out there in my honest opinion. I am especially fond of superhero and action movies and romantic comedies and my favorite movie is weekend at bernies. Ive yet to find somebody else who thoroughly enjoys partaking in the viewing of that specific movie. Kudos to anybody who perhaps owns any movie posters and wouldnt mind sharing since i have been itching to catch a proper gander at angelina jolies visually pleasing thighs for some time now.

4. Comic books. Bonus points if youre actually from a comic i would love to meet you. I had an impressive collection back home on my island and found myself drawn especially to the spider girl series.

5. If you come from my world that is filled with game sessions, dream selves and puzzle moduses, echeladders, etc i would appreciate it if we made contact post haste.

Comments

[Voice]

[redcinemareel]

Your first two points ave certainly caught my interests, but I've not seen many movies. Plays and musicals are more my calling. Nor do I truly know what comics are. Guessing from the name, they are relatively funny? I'd appreciate a better description.

[voice]

[kringlefuck]

Egads! How can you not know what a comic book is?
They.. are usually pretty gut-splitting if I were to say, but some have heroes and villains and beautiful ladies in them! I appreciate those that are chock-full of action!

[voice]

[redcinemareel]

I'm quite sure that there aren't many comic books during the late eighteen hundreds. Did you manage to bring examples with you?

[voice]

[kringlefuck]

Unfortunately, no!! I should have, but everything in my inventory besides my assets went astray!
It's frustrating! I typically have everything packed with me!

I just know sometimes people arrive here with items a-and I was just curious.

Handwritten

[elissacousland]

[Written in blue ballpoint pen in a neat style that is oddly calligraphic and very old-fashioned for such a modern instrument.]

Greetings, ser.

My crew has several individuals who enjoy the first two items upon your list. I am not averse to a good brawl from time to time, myself. Unfortunately, I understand little of your other listings except for the bit about 'pleasing thighs.' You should really meet my friend Isabela.

If you would like to meet those of us on the Triton's Mistress, we are currently docked at Isla Empieza.

-EC
[Beneath the initials is a quick sketch of a griffon segreant - the symbol of the Grey Wardens.]

written;

[kringlefuck]

Ah well how nice! I have the misfortune of contacting those who are not properly docked and its rather irritating i must say.

You seem rather formal yourself.

Handwritten

[elissacousland]

Perhaps on paper, but some of my companions from home would laugh to read such an accusation.

[written]

[curseking]

If you intend to make friends, be succinct when you speak.

[There is a slight delay, and then Mitsunari follows up with:]

What are movies?

[Priorities: he's got them.]

[written]

[kringlefuck]

_{[ you broke him. ]}
How.. do you not know what a movie is?
I mean i guess technically if you were from a different point in time such wonderful things dont exist yet and that would proper explain it.

[written]

[curseking]

I am from the year 1600. Unless you're referring to some kind of stage performance, we do not have "movies".

[He'd ask about comic books too, but he figures it's just some weird future way of saying "comedic literature".]

voice

[allendsmeat]

[he just laughs. Not really catching half of that. He just likes the way the guy talks]

Yeah sure, we can be friends as long as I like you and you're a pretty interesting guy!

I'm Luffy. Nice to meet you Gizmo!

voice

[kringlefuck]

_{[ oh yay more nice people he feels a lot better. ]}

Greetings! You can call me Jake. _{[ now what. ]}
Uh. Have you been here long?

voice

[allendsmeat]

Since the ghost guy brought everyone I think. It's not a bad place even if he's kinda annoying. What about you?

[voice]

[cherrybombpie]

I'm not accustomed to having many friends either, but I think it would be nice to have some.

Oh, I am definitely interested in sparring! Perhaps we could try it sometime. ♥ I had anti-tank rifle back home, but alas, it is there in my kitchen where it belongs.

[voice]

[kringlefuck]

_{[ that is definitely a female voice. ]}

Are.. are you wanting to fight with me? <sub>Even though you're a girl..

[ oh come on, Jake, don't be like that. ]</sub>

[voice]

[cherrybombpie]

I am indeed.

[She lowered her voice to a whisper.]

Does that make you . . . uncomfortable?

[voice]

[maskedtyrant]

Hey, you sound like a fun kind of guy! My crew could really use someone as enthusiastic as you are about getting out there and exploring; besides, our tech guy is learning how to use a gun, and I'm sure our cook would love having someone around for a lively scuffle, eh?

[...godspeed, Hachiken.]

I'd be happy to take you in, if you'd like! But I also know a thing or two about the other crews; maybe I can help you find some of your buddies, in case they don't get on the journals much? Who are you expecting to see?

[voice]

[kringlefuck]

_{[ oh what a nice sounding voice here. ]}

I'd really like to go about and explore! It's been—_{ay caramba}— entirely too long since I have done a bit of the ole scout-about. Last bit of exploring I did didn't meet my kind of expectations. Quite, it was a disappointment.

Oh, um. My pals from back home. They're all about my age, around sixteen. Jane is an excellent little baker, she is. A very good companion of mine. And Roxy, she's a smart girl, she is, with a fondness for cats and, um, alcohol. And Dirk, well, he looks like a character straight out of one of those animes.

_{[ And he pronounces that word more like 'an-nee-mees' ]}

Pointed, stupid sunglasses and a chicken nest for hair.

[voice]

[maskedtyrant]

[oh my god]

...Strider? [Because that's the description she would have used for him, too, likely.]

[written]

[forthevillage]

What are your goals in life?

[Numbered points mostly ignored.]

[written]

[kringlefuck]

Um.
_{[ ... ]}

Assist in saving the world!

[written]

[forthevillage]

Experience with sea travel?

[hollywood_bro]

dude don't tell me you're seriously into weekend at bernies
that movie is so lame
you know what the best movie of all time is?
sbahj
ok it's actually a series
but the movies are all so great you can't pick just one.
don't know much about game sessions
pretty sure my bro had to deal with that
but moduses and echeladders are totally a thing
sounds like we might be form the same world.

follows suite with courier

[kringlefuck]

Yes i now of those movies quite well! I chattered with another individual briefly about it as well and he seemed to understand what i was going on about. Im glad somebody *ELSE* else understands that series.

But i bet you dont have a tattoo of it like i do. ;)
Anywoodles thats great!! Whats your name?

oh right, i forgot to put the [written] thing up. my bad.

[hollywood_bro]

ahahaha
you got a sbahj tat? srsly?
man i have seen my fans do some crazy shit but
dude
which one did you get?
you have to show me
i'm dave strider
the other guy you talked to was probably also dave strider
don't ask me why there's two of me
i guess davy jones thought one wasn't enough
or maybe he decided it'd be cruel if only adults had a chance to flirt with me and that's why jailbait me is here
but there isn't anyone else who knows about sbahj
just the two of us