[voice, mostly] and always action to Straw Hats

[yourotherleft]

Out of curiosity, has anybody figured out a...I don't know, an antidote or something to protect people from losing their damn minds every other month? By now I've seen enough bizarre behavior, it'd be nice to find some kind of immunity to that.

...not that we can predict when it happens.

Which reminds me. Ace, you ever send Luffy something like that again and I'll come over there next. You don't want me to come over there.

[some time later, he adds, scrawled on the bottom of the page as if he forgot that he can't write notes to himself on this journal...]

Needs more treasure. I need those weights.

Comments

[ voice ]

[yourotherleft]

Ugh. Don't pay attention to him, he doesn't even know what a date is.

[ voice ]

[allendsmeat]

[despite feeling groggy and juddery and weird from the stuff Ace sent him

HAVE A FLYING KICK TO THE HEAD!]

DON'T SAY BAD STUFF ABOUT MY DATE, YOU BASTARD! [it's the only one he's got!]

[yourotherleft]

[his haki has let him down, he didn't see that coming. There is now a marimo flat up against the railing on the opposite end of the ship, rubbing his head.]

WHAT THE HELL LUFFY?!

[allendsmeat]

[stern voice]

Kodacchan is my date! [arm fold, aggressive snort]

If you try to take that from me I'll kick your ass!

[because he really wants one, damnit!]

[yourotherleft]

I don't want your date! Ow...

You can have her, I don't care.

[allendsmeat]

[huff! Nod! Damn straight! He'll give you one more glower before shooting his way up to the Crow's Nest. But he's watching you Zoro. He's watching]

[cherrybombpie]

[ouch why do you toss her away like a commodity]

Excuse me? . . .

[ voice ]

[cherrybombpie]

[Neither does she, really, but that's what makes it so beautiful]

Surely I can teach him. We'll take a walk at the beach, feed the whales, and then fly off into the sunset carried by a flock of seagulls!

[ voice ]

[yourotherleft]

.......huuhh??

[seriously what no. Don't teach Luffy these things. It can only end in pain.]

[ voice ]

[cherrybombpie]

Hmm?

I thought what I said was quite plain . . .

[ voice ]

[yourotherleft]

Maybe if you're a cook.

[no wait he doesn't want to encourage Sanji.]

[ voice ]

[cherrybombpie]

I am one, but what does that have to do with anything?

[ voice ]

[yourotherleft]

In my experience, they tend to be overly flowery. In everything.

[ voice ]

[cherrybombpie]

[That is unusually true in Kodachi's case]

You make that sound as though it's a crime.

[ voice ]

[yourotherleft]

When you have to deal with it on a daily basis, it is.

[ voice ]

[cherrybombpie]

Oh, surely you exaggerate. To be greeted by such pleasantness everyday . . . why, you'd be living the life of a gentleman!

[ voice ]

[yourotherleft]

[thinks of Sanji...

...nope]

Ugh. No thanks.