Dave Strider - turntechGodhead (
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piratejournal2014-03-28 04:03 pm
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written; he'll wish he didn't
just blew up at a bartender cause he called me lad
completely snapped my tether
i wasnt big on the whole alcohol thing
i guess it was this family thing where one half thought it was cool to run magic alchemy moonshines in the cellar
but hey now i know what its good for
dulling the pain of enduring these ridiculous goddamn pirates of the carribean accents
some asswhole with a bunch of bandanas and braids is gonna come out of the woodwork
any fuckin second now and start stumbling around uttering some mystical bullshit about being on some dumbass quest for losers
goddamn i cant stand most of the douchebags on these islands
its probably how they were born and itd be normal for them but
all this magical pirate bullshit is seriously getting out of hand
seriously why am i even writing this
anyway enjoy this beautiful representation of myself right now

im feelin real fuckin artistic makin shitty sbahj comics with charcoal
fuckin destroys the red markers though
completely snapped my tether
i wasnt big on the whole alcohol thing
i guess it was this family thing where one half thought it was cool to run magic alchemy moonshines in the cellar
but hey now i know what its good for
dulling the pain of enduring these ridiculous goddamn pirates of the carribean accents
some asswhole with a bunch of bandanas and braids is gonna come out of the woodwork
any fuckin second now and start stumbling around uttering some mystical bullshit about being on some dumbass quest for losers
goddamn i cant stand most of the douchebags on these islands
its probably how they were born and itd be normal for them but
all this magical pirate bullshit is seriously getting out of hand
seriously why am i even writing this
anyway enjoy this beautiful representation of myself right now

im feelin real fuckin artistic makin shitty sbahj comics with charcoal
fuckin destroys the red markers though
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cause i think im at full capacity here
Re: [voice]
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other than a weaksauce admittance of defeat
also
sup babe
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as if you realize your dealin with a fuckin master
clearly your outclassed
unable to step up to hurricane dave
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is that something that needed to be mentioned
or were you like
oh boy if i say this hell totally deny it
and act like he aint base and vulgar
cause that just wouldnt work yo
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blatantly admitting to it
in a totally self defeated and vain sort of disagreement
you have to admit you probably thrive on seeing my stupid bullshit
so you have something to be disgusted by
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even more stupid than you anticipated
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