written; he'll wish he didn't

[dersite_dj]

just blew up at a bartender cause he called me lad
completely snapped my tether
i wasnt big on the whole alcohol thing
i guess it was this family thing where one half thought it was cool to run magic alchemy moonshines in the cellar
but hey now i know what its good for
dulling the pain of enduring these ridiculous goddamn pirates of the carribean accents
some asswhole with a bunch of bandanas and braids is gonna come out of the woodwork
any fuckin second now and start stumbling around uttering some mystical bullshit about being on some dumbass quest for losers
goddamn i cant stand most of the douchebags on these islands
its probably how they were born and itd be normal for them but
all this magical pirate bullshit is seriously getting out of hand
seriously why am i even writing this

anyway enjoy this beautiful representation of myself right now


im feelin real fuckin artistic makin shitty sbahj comics with charcoal
fuckin destroys the red markers though

Comments

[written]

[hollywood_bro]

dude this is why we don't drink and draw
ok who am i kidding
i can't hate on hella jeff
not even as a shitty charcoal sketch
just look at that majestic face
pure genuis right there
this world needs more sbahj
it's the only thing that'd make the mystical pirate bullshit slightly more bearable.

[written]

[dersite_dj]

i drew that like a week ago and im just stenciling that shit in
but seriously i think i was hatin on lalonde a bit too much
after you put down the third greasy cup it kinda grows on you

[written]

[hollywood_bro]

i guess i should do the responsible adult thing and tell you to lay off the sauce
but nah
i'm not feelin' it
you're gonna do whatever you wanna do
and i can't sit here actin' like i've never drunkenly scribbled sweet bro on a napkin before
because we both know i totally have.
one thing though
don't overdo it man
i know i make it look like i can drink everyone and their mothers under the table
but the thing is
it's our genetic predisposition to get shitfaced whenever there's a drop of liquor within a ten foot radius of our bodies
like
we're seriously susceptible to that shit
just ask the lalondes
and you don't want a hangover dude
they're seriously assnasty.

[written]

[dersite_dj]

[Dave didn't respond for awhile. He was upside-down as he tried to write, admittedly.]

so i thought to myself
maybe i should try some time travel
i need you to check this shit out dude
where are you
i dont really understand what i did haha

[voice]

[yatteyanyo]

I think that's a sign to stop drinking.

[voice]

[dersite_dj]

are you sure
cause i think im at full capacity here

Re: [voice]

[yatteyanyo]

I'm absolutely certain.

written;

[hoodwinking]

Where are you? I'm coming to take that charcoal away.

written;

[dersite_dj]

why
this shit is so choice
why dont you check out the rest of my awesome sbahj comics

written;

[hoodwinking]

Because I enjoy having a brain.

[written]

[cherrybombpie]

[All of the slang went over her head, but one thing is clear - ]

You mustn't draw such lewd things for everyone to see!

[written]

[dersite_dj]

lewd
do you even know what lewd means
like the definition of the word you mystery prude

[written]

[cherrybombpie]

Of course I do. And while you said that your drawing is, in fact, not lewd, the fact that you're alluding to it still makes it lewd. It's a cleverly done paradox but I see what you're doing!

[Written]

[redcinemareel]

I'm disowning you.

[Written]

[dersite_dj]

[no]

holy shit can we please not call the crew a family
i think thats literally the last thing it should be called

[Written]

[redcinemareel]

[Yes]

We might as well be. Now stop drawing crude pictures in everyone's journals.

written;

[kringlefuck]

Bravo! I dare say this is such an outstanding piece of work! Much better on paper than that which would be marked by a tattoo as i have found out in the hardest way.

It makes me very pleased to find another who indulges in viewing the sbahj films. They were remarkable.
Can you draw more mayhaps?

written;

[dersite_dj]

wait wait wait
you saw those movies
also hell yes

written;

[kringlefuck]

Haha of course i have! Who hasnt seen those cinameflicks?
Well i mean besides those who didnt get a copy via the sendificator device but from what i hear theyre quite the trilogy to view in the future!

Good show!

written

[slugly]

Can't you draw anything else?

written

[dersite_dj]

do you mean like
genre or different shitty scenarios
because im trying to figure out a way to put clipart on this thing

written

[slugly]

You drew the same thing when you attempted the person I was looking for.

voice;

[feetarestrange]

[What is this she doesn't even.]

Why did you write all that?

written;

[dersite_dj]

i dunno
probably cabin fever whatever the fuck that is
where you go insane because everything repeats itself
and theres nothing to do and your trapped with a bunch of crazy assholes
fuck if i know

[feetarestrange]

If you're talking about your crew, why don't you just find another one?