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piratejournal2014-03-16 05:52 am
dragonbadfaith) wrote in piratejournal2014-03-16 05:52 am
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Dear...bugger it, not in the mood—
Potter seems to have pissed off back to our world, which is just typical. Always has to have things just handed to him because he's the bloody Boy Who Lived. I bet Dumbledore gave him the House Cup the second he walked into the Great Hall, too, just because he finally bothered to show up for classes halfway through the year. Probably gift-wrapped it, at that.
1000 points to the arseholes of Gryffindor because Potter's not stuck in some stupid bleeding pirate world anymore.
- Draco Malfoy
P.S. Help, my ship has been taken over by ninjas and one of them is wearing the most ghastly and horrid shade of orange and another has pink hair that I think actually might not be dyed or charmed.Why do I have to still be stuck with these nutters when Potter isn't????
Potter seems to have pissed off back to our world, which is just typical. Always has to have things just handed to him because he's the bloody Boy Who Lived. I bet Dumbledore gave him the House Cup the second he walked into the Great Hall, too, just because he finally bothered to show up for classes halfway through the year. Probably gift-wrapped it, at that.
1000 points to the arseholes of Gryffindor because Potter's not stuck in some stupid bleeding pirate world anymore.
- Draco Malfoy
P.S. Help, my ship has been taken over by ninjas and one of them is wearing the most ghastly and horrid shade of orange and another has pink hair that I think actually might not be dyed or charmed.
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Insta-scowl going on over here, though, and he promptly drops the orange and reaches up to shove Naruto off.]
For Merlin's sake, man! Get off! The bloody hell is wrong with you -- and no, what? What's ramen?
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Why doesn't anybody know what ramen is here? What the hell have you people been eating all your lives?
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Proper food. [Then he rolls his eyes.] Just tell me what it is, maybe the name itself is all that's unfamiliar to me.
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[How do you explain heaven to someone?]
It's like... noodles... in salty broth... with meat... usually pork or chicken...
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[Everybody always says that :I ]
It's ramen and it's amazing. You'd know if you'd try it! C'mon, can you do it or not? What about if I just ask for ingredients?
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[Idly scratches his chin with his wand.]
Though I can't jut produce food out of thin air, that's one of the five Principal Exceptions to Gamp’s Law of Elemental Transfiguration. I'll need more things to transform.
[Points his wand at the orange, changing it back into a chair.]
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Whatever. Let me write down some ingredients.
[And he just ignores everything else to whip out his journal and start jotting down different ingredients from memory for ramen, including noodles and some other stuff for the broth, also some roasted pork.]