[006 || Written]

[dragonbadfaith]

Dear...bugger it, not in the mood—

Potter seems to have pissed off back to our world, which is just typical. Always has to have things just handed to him because he's the bloody Boy Who Lived. I bet Dumbledore gave him the House Cup the second he walked into the Great Hall, too, just because he finally bothered to show up for classes halfway through the year. Probably gift-wrapped it, at that.

1000 points to the arseholes of Gryffindor because Potter's not stuck in some stupid bleeding pirate world anymore.

- Draco Malfoy

P.S. Help, my ship has been taken over by ninjas and one of them is wearing the most ghastly and horrid shade of orange and another has pink hair that I think actually might not be dyed or charmed. Why do I have to still be stuck with these nutters when Potter isn't????

Comments

[dragonbadfaith]

Yes. He wasn't exactly my favorite person, so perhaps I'm better off. It'll be fine.

She could invest in a bloody hat. I'm sure she could find something that doesn't clash!

[princelycharm]

If you ever do need anybody to talk to, I'm here for you, Draco.

But what if she doesn't have any money to purchase a hat? I don't think she even had money for food when I met her.

[dragonbadfaith]

That...is appreciated, Tamaki. I shall keep it in mind.

Oh, bollocks. Right. I keep forgetting my bank account has a limit here. In that I don't have a bank account at all, and neither does anyone else. Ah well, maybe I'll take her shopping next time we're somewhere decent and purchase one for her. I think I still have a few of these gold coins left.

[princelycharm]

That's certainly very kind of you. I'm sure she'd see it as a huge favor. Imagine, a favor from a ninja.

[dragonbadfaith]

Yes, well. I'm rather brilliant like that.

[No ulterior motives here whatsoever!]

That could come in handy!

[princelycharm]

Genius! Be sure to tell me how it goes then!