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[dragonbadfaith]

Dear...bugger it, not in the mood—

Potter seems to have pissed off back to our world, which is just typical. Always has to have things just handed to him because he's the bloody Boy Who Lived. I bet Dumbledore gave him the House Cup the second he walked into the Great Hall, too, just because he finally bothered to show up for classes halfway through the year. Probably gift-wrapped it, at that.

1000 points to the arseholes of Gryffindor because Potter's not stuck in some stupid bleeding pirate world anymore.

- Draco Malfoy

P.S. Help, my ship has been taken over by ninjas and one of them is wearing the most ghastly and horrid shade of orange and another has pink hair that I think actually might not be dyed or charmed. Why do I have to still be stuck with these nutters when Potter isn't????

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[dragonbadfaith]

Red or something, yes. It's ghastly, is what's wrong with it! Simply terrible. It's usually combined with freckles, so really those people are just unfortunate all around.

The bloke I mentioned -- Potter? He has a cloak that allows him to be invisible. He once used it to throw mud at me because he's a coward.

[Harrumphs.]

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[havesomedeath]

I don't think there's anything wrong with that color, though! I've got several friends that have red hair and they're all really nice. Maybe your luck just stinks.

Huh, really? He has a cloak that can make him completely invisible and that's all he does? Wow, talk about no imagination!

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[dragonbadfaith]

Oh, that's definitely true. But maybe gingers are only terrible in my world. Yours could be different.

Well, I don't know what else he does with it. Sneaks around the school at all hours probably. I bet he can go all sorts of places he's not supposed to.

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[havesomedeath]

Oh, right, it could be that! That sounds like a weird difference to have, but also kinda neat!

I guess it would've been useful to have something like that back when I was in magic school. It would've saved me a lot of times getting caught, that's for sure! Ah... Considering what I was usually up to, though, I might've set it on fire by accident or something, so maybe it's for the best that I didn't have one!