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[dragonbadfaith]

Dear...bugger it, not in the mood—

Potter seems to have pissed off back to our world, which is just typical. Always has to have things just handed to him because he's the bloody Boy Who Lived. I bet Dumbledore gave him the House Cup the second he walked into the Great Hall, too, just because he finally bothered to show up for classes halfway through the year. Probably gift-wrapped it, at that.

1000 points to the arseholes of Gryffindor because Potter's not stuck in some stupid bleeding pirate world anymore.

- Draco Malfoy

P.S. Help, my ship has been taken over by ninjas and one of them is wearing the most ghastly and horrid shade of orange and another has pink hair that I think actually might not be dyed or charmed. Why do I have to still be stuck with these nutters when Potter isn't????

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Written

[english_dignity]

Sorry, I should have said.

Arthur Kirkland.

Written

[dragonbadfaith]

...Oh. That bloke who thinks he represents my entire country, yes? You're back?

Written

[english_dignity]

A second person who thinks I've been here before. I don't remember this place at all.

But assuming you mean the United Kingdom or England, yes, I am.

Written

[dragonbadfaith]

You weren't here long. Or the other you wasn't. This place is odd. I'd say welcome back, but I suppose that doesn't apply.

Right, that still makes no sense.

Written

[english_dignity]

At least this... other me or whoever it was seems to have left a better impression with you than another man I've met since my arrival.

Assumptions that I'm crazy, I'm used to. France claims I am all the time because he thinks fairies and magic are a whole lot of bollocks.

Written

[dragonbadfaith]

He was rather rude, actually! Though I didn't speak to him much. Really, he wasn't here long.

...France claims. Of course he (she?) does. Which is funny, because Beauxbatons is in France.

Written

[english_dignity]

Hmph, I'm not convinced he was actually me.

And it's a he. Francis Bonnefoy, one of the most obnoxious frogs you will ever meet. I don't think he'd admit to there being magic if a fairy landed on his nose.

Written

[dragonbadfaith]

He claimed to be, but no matter.

Well, that's just silly. And disappointing. That makes him no better than the Muggles.

Written

[english_dignity]

He's worst than most things in general. I would know; we've known each other since we were children.

Written

[dragonbadfaith]

So...if you believe in magic, how come the majority of people who live in England don't? Aside from the wizard population, you're full of berks.

Written

[english_dignity]

I'd prefer if you didn't insult my other citizens. But most of them can't see magic either. It's a pity, but it's what it is.

Written

[dragonbadfaith]

I was merely stating a fact. Pity indeed, though. They're missing out.

Do you know who you're going to sail with this time around?

Written

[english_dignity]

[Will just shake his head on his end and leave that alone.]

I'm still working on that. I'd prefer my own ship, but that may have to wait until I have more saved up and have a collection of people I'd trust to crew it.

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[dragonbadfaith]

Good luck with that, people are popping in and out of here constantly. But if you need somewhere to go in the meantime, perhaps you could sail with us. I'm sure we have room.

[Just not gonna bother checking with anyone else. Nope!]

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[english_dignity]

I'll remember that, thank you. Even if I don't, some magical company now and then would be pleasant.

Written

[dragonbadfaith]

Alright, well feel free whenever. You can use the Nav thingy whatsit.

Written

[english_dignity]

Of course.

[Has no idea what that is, but will ask someone else. Impressions, after all.]

Until then, take care.