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[obstinates]

Hey book--or I guess people listening to the book?

... It's kinda weird talkin' to a book like this.

ANYWAYS, ahahah, I was just wonderin' when this prank is gonna be over? The whole thing about there not bein' any ramen stands around? I guess I could kinda see how that would be funny for like... five minutes, but it's really turned into somethin' cruel! So somebody just tell me where the damn ramen is, y'know?

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE? I haven't ate in days...!

[And the option for action for the Charming Murderess or anybody walking along the docks really. There's a blond ninja in tattered clothing crawling on the pier looking pitiful.]

Comments

Re: [voice]

[obstinates]

The food in this place tastes like crap. Ramen is the only thing that can get that taste outta my mouth.

Re: [voice]

[yatteyanyo]

Beggars can't be choosers.

Re: [voice]

[obstinates]

I'm not a beggar, I'm a shinobi. So I can choose all I want.

Re: [voice]

[yatteyanyo]

You literally just begged for food.

Re: [voice]

[obstinates]

I just asked. Nicely. I even said the magic word.

Re: [voice]

[yatteyanyo]

That doesn't disqualify it as begging.

Re: [voice]

[obstinates]

That just makes it sound like anybody asking for somethin' is always begging.

Re: [voice]

[yatteyanyo]

How on earth did you come to that conclusion? Do you really lack any self-awareness or ability to read the atmosphere?

Re: [voice]

[obstinates]

Maybe if you'd talk straight then people wouldn't get confused!

Re: [voice]

[yatteyanyo]

I AM speaking plainly! -At least compared to the nobles she used to hang out with.-

Look, do you need a demonstration or something about the proper way to ask for something without coming off as sounding like a whiney child?

Re: [voice]

[obstinates]

I know how to ask for somethin', but ramen is important. This is an important thing. You don't even get how important this is.

Re: [voice]

[yatteyanyo]

Apparently not. And regardless of how important it is, that's no excuse to be improper.

Re: [voice]

[obstinates]

Excuuuuuuuuuse me for gettin' dumped in a weird place with weird people and then being told I can't even have the one food I really love, y'know. Then some random-ass person calls me an idiot out of nowhere without even introducing themselves. Who's the improper one? EHHHH?

Re: [voice]

[yatteyanyo]

Act like an idiot and you'll be called one! And besides, a woman of my rank doesn't need to give a name when dealing with some petulant child! -Who's being childish here...-

Re: [voice]

[obstinates]

What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of you being a JERK.

Re: [voice]

[yatteyanyo]

If I'm a jerk, then you are assuredly a brat.

Re: [voice]

[obstinates]

I'd rather be a brat than a jerk. At least a brat can grow out of it!

Re: [voice]

[yatteyanyo]

And how old are you?

Re: [voice]

[obstinates]

I just turned seventeen.

Re: [voice]

[yatteyanyo]

You should have already grown out of it by now.

Re: [voice]

[obstinates]

And how old are you?

Re: [voice]

[yatteyanyo]

Technically? 19.

Literally? 1400 some odd. I stopped counting.

Re: [voice]

[obstinates]

Bullshit. That doesn't even make sense. People aren't two different ages. And nobody is that old.

Re: [voice]

[yatteyanyo]

You're wrong on both accounts. You see, I'm a ghost.

Re: [voice]

[obstinates]

... What.