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Hey book--or I guess people listening to the book?

... It's kinda weird talkin' to a book like this.

ANYWAYS, ahahah, I was just wonderin' when this prank is gonna be over? The whole thing about there not bein' any ramen stands around? I guess I could kinda see how that would be funny for like... five minutes, but it's really turned into somethin' cruel! So somebody just tell me where the damn ramen is, y'know?

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE? I haven't ate in days...!

[And the option for action for the Charming Murderess or anybody walking along the docks really. There's a blond ninja in tattered clothing crawling on the pier looking pitiful.]

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Act like an idiot and you'll be called one! And besides, a woman of my rank doesn't need to give a name when dealing with some petulant child! -Who's being childish here...-

What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of you being a JERK.

If I'm a jerk, then you are assuredly a brat.

I'd rather be a brat than a jerk. At least a brat can grow out of it!

And how old are you?

I just turned seventeen.

You should have already grown out of it by now.

And how old are you?

Technically? 19.

Literally? 1400 some odd. I stopped counting.

Bullshit. That doesn't even make sense. People aren't two different ages. And nobody is that old.

You're wrong on both accounts. You see, I'm a ghost.

... What.

... Do they... do they not have ghosts in your world?

I've never seen one.

Well regardless, that's the situation.

...

No way. You're just screwin' with me.

Do you need me to prove it? Because that would be rather difficult given our lack of proximity.

No.

No need to prove ghost stuff.

You can just stay away. No big deal. Wouldn't want you to have to make a special trip.

Oh? You were putting on such a tough face not a moment ago.

I can put on whatever face I want and switch it anytime I want 'cos it's MY FACE.

Sounds like an excuse for cowardice, to me.

Tch, I'm not afraid of anything. Even old hag ghosts.

You certainly acted as if you were.

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