2nd Course [Audio + Written // Open to Spade Pirates]

[redfootzeff]

[Audio]
After that last disaster in my galley, I suppose the only way to make sure you all get the rules is to write them down. If I have to, I'll nail the damn page to the wall.

[Written]

[This next part is written in large neat and precise script.]



[Audio]
[And switching back to audio.]

The only exception to the second rule is if I'm not able to do my job which will likely be when I'm dead or dying, and the latter's questionable.

And if you think I'm not allowed to send you for impromptu swimming practice, it was part of my deal with the captain when I signed on.

Also, Captain, I'll be needing to replace what was ruined in that fire next time we hit port.

Comments

[voice]

[serving_love]

Hell, maybe some of 'em are. You just got stuck with the crazies. The guy had hundreds of men, didn't he?

Tch, you can try. I've improved since you last saw me!

[voice]

[redfootzeff]

Lucky me. [All the sarcasm ever.]

Next time I see you in port, prove it.

[voice]

[serving_love]

Oh, you can be damn sure I will. Gonna kick your shitty mustache right off your face!

[voice]

[redfootzeff]

You're a thousand years too early before you'll pull that off, you damn brat.