2nd Course [Audio + Written // Open to Spade Pirates]

[redfootzeff]

[Audio]
After that last disaster in my galley, I suppose the only way to make sure you all get the rules is to write them down. If I have to, I'll nail the damn page to the wall.

[Written]

[This next part is written in large neat and precise script.]



[Audio]
[And switching back to audio.]

The only exception to the second rule is if I'm not able to do my job which will likely be when I'm dead or dying, and the latter's questionable.

And if you think I'm not allowed to send you for impromptu swimming practice, it was part of my deal with the captain when I signed on.

Also, Captain, I'll be needing to replace what was ruined in that fire next time we hit port.

Comments

[Private to Zeff]

[reluctantjinrou]

I respect that you have rules to your galley.

Could I trouble you to keep some snack food on hand for me, should my own supply run out?

[Private to Zeff]

[redfootzeff]

That's fine. What should I have for you then?

[He has no problem with reasonable requests like this.]

[Private to Zeff]

[reluctantjinrou]

Anything that I can take with me if I need to. Nothing that will go bad. Trail mix, nuts, crackers...I try to keep my own supply, but in case I run out it would be best if there was something around. I tend to get really really hungry the closer it gets to the time I need to bite someone.

[Private to Natsuno Forever]

[redfootzeff]

So something that keeps and is high in protein would work best?

[reluctantjinrou]

That would be fine. We don't tend to spend time at sea enough for me to deplete my stash of snacks, but I try to spread them out a little too, in case something should happen.

[voice]

[serving_love]

[He's just gonna laugh at first. Give him a minute.]

Ah, shit, that takes me back. The hell happened, old man?

[voice]

[redfootzeff]

I stepped out for ten minutes, and they set my galley on fire. Some of the supplies and equipment was ruined.

[So. Not. Happy.]

[voice]

[serving_love]

H'ohhhh...

[Ha, someone's gonna get their ass kicked~]

You might've actually gotten the worse end of the deal with this shitty family.

[voice]

[redfootzeff]

[And it won't be you for a change! Maybe you should ask Luffy to sail close enough to the Sun so you can watch the ensuing carnage.]

I'm definitely starting to lean that way.

[Wanna trade?]

[voice]

[serving_love]

[They recently spent a whole month with those crazies, he's had his fill for now, thanks. As entertaining as that would be.]

This is your life, ya crap geezer. These are your choices.

[N O P E.]

voice;

[feetarestrange]

Looks like I'll be paying close to attention to any sudden splashes and screaming.

voice;

[redfootzeff]

They'll either learn to swim or drown. Likely drown in the Devil Fruit users' cases.

[He's not feeling sympathetic to his future victims.]

voice;

[feetarestrange]

You can teach them a lesson if you want, but I want to try avoid that "or drown" part.

voice;

[redfootzeff]

Then keep an eye out for anyone going overboard.

[Because Zeff isn't going to chase after them.]

voice;

[feetarestrange]

It'll keep me busy, at least.

Private; Written

[hiken]

My apologies. Until everyone gets used to the new rules, you can go ahead and place the blame on me.

I understand not everything can be repaired on hand, but I'll be spending the day fixing whatever is made of wood. I'll give you the coin you need to replace anything else--so, don't place worries on costs if you considered it.

Private; Written

[redfootzeff]

Pretty sure it wasn't you responsible. Couple of the newbies thought they'd try cooking something when I stepped out for a few minutes.

[And we all know the result of that.]

I'm going to have to re-season the cast iron that got wrecked but at least that's not going to need replacing. It'll smell though.

The salt that got wasted we can replace by collecting sea water and evaporating out the water. If we've got someone really clever, they can find a way to capture the water so we can refill some of our fresh water.

Fresh water's the big one that we need. Also we lost a barrel of oranges and one of limes. Fortunately, we narrowly avoided having an explosion by getting the bags of flour out of the way.

Private; Written

[hiken]

No, it's my fault. I don't think I let word spread about your rules too much, since I was caught up in my own fun at the time. As the Captain, it's my fault.

I can't do anything about the limes or oranges right now, but I've got a set of tins for distilling set up in the supply room. We haven't had to use it lately since we've been able to save a lot of fresh water on islands, but I can definitely make a lot of salt and fresh water with my ability.

Private; Written

[redfootzeff]

[He's annoyed but, well, at least you owned up to your stupid move. Zeff can respect that even if it bothers him. It won't stop him from being pissed about the whole thing though.]

Good. And you'll need to start on that right away if we're going to have any clean water to drink.

Private; Written

[hiken]

[It hurt Ace the most, since he ate 60% of the food...]

You've got to tell me if any of the barrels you used were too thinned out or too salty for me to put good water in them.

voice

[allendsmeat]

[oh, hey, he knows you]

Yo, old guy! How's your mustache?

[because that's obviously the most important question]

voice

[redfootzeff]

[That's so off-the-wall that it earns a snort from the old chef.]

Well, if it isn't Chore Boy. The mustache is fine despite attempts to burn it off along with burning up my galley.

voice

[allendsmeat]

That's good. [he was worried] Na, how did you grow it? I wanna get one, too, but it's pretty hard and it makes my head hurt if I try.

voice

[redfootzeff]

Just let it grow though I trimmed it up a bit when it started getting ratty.

[Wait. Why are they even having this conversation?]

How goes the voyage so far?

[And have you been taking good care of his eggplant?]

voice

[allendsmeat]

Your mustache turned into a rat? [woah! That's so awesome!] What do you feed it? Does it have whiskers? [whiskers on whiskers is the ultimate mustache of all]

Can I pet it?

[he's forgotten the other question. Sorry about that]