[02] - Written

[to_theleft]

[A familiar, cursive script forms on the page of the journal; entirely indistinguishable from another journal-user's. Anyone unfamiliar with the knowledge of Kaoru's twin may be about to experience some confusion.]

So is everyone finished being crazy now? Don't bother giving me details - just a yes or no is fine.

[He leaves it unsigned; if people are still crazy, he doesn't want to give them any more information about himself than he has to.]

Comments

[Written]

[redcinemareel]

[In red, cursive ink, comes this reply.]

No, of course not. One of us will definitely come for your head.

[Written]

[to_theleft]

Pass, thanks! [And he closes his journal. He's not stupid enough to tempt fate right now.]

[Written]

[redcinemareel]

[A smart one. Grell is impressed. Most would just keep prodding the beehive. Whether he sees it or not, there will be a message for him later on to find.]

No one said it was an option.

[Written]

[hostclubshadowking]

[Why, no. Kyouya's not in the best mental state right now. Why do you ask?]

If you try it, I swear to God, I will paint the deck of the ship with your blood.

[He has the sense not to sign it, at least. But the writing is different enough that one can certainly tell it wasn't the same person.]

[Written]

[redcinemareel]

I would actually like to see such an effort. You may swear to any deity you wish in the process to improve your slim chances.

[Written]

[to_theleft]

Don't go giving them ideas!

[written]

[hollywood_bro]

kaoru, is that you?
i was wondering if my clothes were done yet
but you probably didn't get time to work on them with all the shenanigans going on.
i'm sure everyone is done being crazy
unless they were already crazy in the first place
the point is the witch is dead so you don't have to worry about people being possessed by her.

[written]

[totheright]

((The handwriting is exactly the same - and yet:))

nah, that wasn't me.
but your clothes are done!
unless you'd like ugly cargo pockets on your jeans or something like that.
or fancy buttons or whatever.

[written]

[hollywood_bro]

[Dave catches on quickly. He's been mistaken for the other Dave several times.]

so it's your twin then?
i guess we're gonna get to go on that double date after all.
no i don't want anything extra
when would be a good time to pick it up?

[written]

[totheright]

yeah, he finally showed up
he's a bit of a slowpoke
and now that everything isn't going to shit anymore... any time?

[written]

[to_theleft]

forget what Kaoru said - we're not putting cargo pockets on your jeans even if you pay double
nobody needs to have to look at that.

[A minute or two later, as an afterthought, he quickly scrawls;]

-Hikaru

[No sense in confusing a customer too much.]

[written]

[hollywood_bro]

dude if i wanted extra pockets i would've asked for carpenter pants
but i don't want baggy jeans
if i did i'd probably go for something more like
south pole style
that's not a bad idea actually
maybe next time.

[written]

[to_theleft]

just stay away from the baggy clothes unless you're completely hideous
in which case, I'll be happy to help you hide in layers of oversized rags so that nobody has to suffer from looking at you any more.

[Written]

[my_lost_heart]

[This question. Something about it was embarrassing. Probably because she had been one of the possessed]

Yes.

[That's all he asked for, so she complied]

[Written]

[to_theleft]

[Well at least someone around here can follow instructions.]

Good. That means I can figure out which ones of you are naturally weird.

[Written]

[my_lost_heart]

Eh?! Weird? I don't think I'm a weird person at all. At least.. not normally.

[Looking down at the paper she realized she could have omitted all of that and collected her thoughts first before she replied]

[Written]

[to_theleft]

what's your definition of 'weird'?
does it involve randomly attacking people?

written;

[bloodheels]

I feel like the crazy is over now, yes.

written;

[to_theleft]

Good! ☆ There still seem to be a lot of naturally insane people around though. Has anyone made a list of them yet?

written;

[bloodheels]

Not that I'm aware of, I didn't even know there were people like that, honestly.

written;

[to_theleft]

Are you blind or just stupid?

[Because if he's run into a crazy, then that must mean everyone has. He's not a very thoughtful person.]

[Written]

[haruhi_fujioka]

I think so?

Are you okay?

[Written]

[to_theleft]

we're fine, we're fine
except I don't think I'll ever recover from the trauma of not treating my hair for so long
how do you common people stand it?

[Written]

[haruhi_fujioka]

We don't think about it that much. As long as your hair is clean, don't worry about it.

[Written]

[to_theleft]

easy for you to say. you should learn to care about your appearance more.