VOICE❧

[redelivered]

[ Sometime in the middle of the night, there will be a strange sort of chattering from the journals. It's definitely not human in any way, but doesn't sound like any kind of native rodent found in this world. It lasts for a few seconds too long in-between sniffing and what could be deciphered as claws scratching at a furry face before another voice can be heard in the background. ]

Grace? [ Yaaaaaawn. For those who have spoken with Amy before, it's easy to tell it's her even while she's half-asleep. ] What are you doing? That's not a toilet or food.

[ Another yawn, this time stifled by something covering her mouth. ] Hello? Is anyone awake?

Comments

[dersite_dj]

[...Was this chick somehow Jade? Dave stared at his journal.]

Well, shit, I don't think any ghost haunting a chamber pot can be anything but a loser.

You don't look at a janitor and go, 'That guy's going places.'

More like, 'That's the place that guy's gonna be in forever.'

[redelivered]

Well someone has to do the job that the janitor is doing so we should be more thankful towards him for being the one to do it or else I might have to.

[ Suddenly it makes more sense why she's so nice, huh?! ]

I don't want to have to be the one cleaning the chamber pots...

[dersite_dj]

Eh. When you die, you can take my job and I can retire or whatever as thanks.

Oh, right. That's how death works. Just so you know.

[redelivered]

If I die, I'll have to take over your job?

Can ghosts who watch over chamber pots really retire? I thought maybe you'd have to go haunt something else...

[dersite_dj]

You're askin' a lot of questions, here.

What you really need to think about is how you can effectively haunt a chamber pot more than what the chamber pot does all on its lonesome.