[ Death Lotus ✲ 1 ✲ Voice ]

[sinister_blade]

Color me confused because I was sure I was finished with this stuff. [It was as visible as day how annoyed Katarina is as she speaks.]

I thought I was over and done with pirates for decades to come. I had enough of their pitiful trifles over gold and politics. As if Gangplank and Fortune aren't enough of a trouble as it is. [The pirate and the pirate hunter. She doesn't know how she got dragged into their political squabble. She supposes it was Swain's fault in the end- he did have his eye on Miss Fortune for a long time.]

I still can't wash clothes from Bilgewater's stench. While I don't like to ask for help, it would be good to hear from someone how to leave. Noxus is of bigger importance to me than this... shipyard. Then again- I can always 'extract' information if they keep silent. No one said I have to be -nice-.

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[obstinates]

No one said you have to be mean either, y'know.

[sinister_blade]

It is faster and way more accurate this way.

[obstinates]

Nahhhh. It's like if you go around slapping people or something, they're not going to help out as easily as if you asked.

[sinister_blade]

No, slapping won't do. Sharp, pointy stuff pressed against the necks and throats, however, do wonders.

[obstinates]

That's a crappy way to make friends.

[sinister_blade]

I never said I'm going to make friends.

[obstinates]

If you're stuck here like us, you gotta make friends. Plus you're going to want to sail around, right? People probably won't wannna be on a crew with someone that pokes them with sharp things, y'know.

[sinister_blade]

Actually, people don't want to sail with cowards on ships. And I say this from experience. Besides- I was already asked by a lovely lady in red to join her crew. She seemed quite happy by the way I handle things.

[obstinates]

I don't go around poking people and nobody calls me a coward.

[sinister_blade]

[Chuckle-] Maybe not to your face.

[obstinates]

That's bullshit! I'm always the first into a fight, y'know! Everybody knows I'm not a coward!

[sinister_blade]

Then why do you say you don't go around "poking" people when you clearly stated that you fight?

[obstinates]

It's not like I start the fights or poke people just to get info. Usually it's because I'm protecting my friends or allies.

[sinister_blade]

Hm. That makes me wonder how did you manage to live this long. Information is power, and power is everything. At least from where I come from.

[obstinates]

Sounds like where you're from sucks then.

[sinister_blade]

To each his own. My country is the best for me, and I am sure you wouldn't replace your own for anything.

[obstinates]

Well, power isn't everything, y'know. Even if you're the strongest person in the world, it would suck if you were alone.

[sinister_blade]

[There is a short pause before she speaks again-]

You sound like one Demacian fool I know. Are you sure you're not Garen?

[obstinates]

Heh, I dunno who Garen is, but I've been called a fool before. I'm Uzumaki Naruto!

[sinister_blade]

Katarina Du Couteau. Basically everyone's a fool until proven wrong.

[obstinates]

So that includes you, eh?

[sinister_blade]

I have rank of High Command and I am leader of Crimson Elite group. I was never called a fool in my life. I think I am miles away from it.

[obstinates]

Sounds pretty important, but poking people you don't know just because you won't say "please" is pretty foolish if you ask me. So! I guess you're just as bad as I am, eheheh.

[sinister_blade]

I never had the need to say "please". [People know who she is and what her status is. She worked her ass off for it.]

Making people fear you is foolish? I think it's rather amusing to watch them squirm away in fear.

[obstinates]

Yup, pretty foolish. If you ever need help or a friend, nobody will want to help you out. Basically you won't have any allies at all. You can't accomplish everything you want all by yourself.

[That's a lesson he's learned well.]