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scurveydog ([personal profile] scurveydog) wrote in [community profile] piratejournal2014-03-02 08:58 pm

Week 26

Seas are boilin’ so expect incomin’ as usual as well as shorter’n usual posts from me. I don’t want to attract the Navy’s attention any more than ye. They’ve got no patience fer dissenters ‘o any stripe.

I will tell ye that there are two admirals geared up in th’ East and West, as well as three Captains in th’ East, two South and West and one in the North. Don’t engage any o’ ‘em if ye can help it—but if ye are stuck, there be rumors that the Captains carry maps on ‘em that’ll lead ta shard pieces. If the Navy gets hold ‘o ‘em ye’ll ne’er see them, lest ye launch a full on assault which I wouldn’t recommend. He what brought you here and brings ye back might get tired ‘o doin’ it after so long.

That’ll about serve as yer news as there’s nothin’ else of import ta ye anyway.

Weather

North: Cold but not blisterin’ ly so. Might even get to go in a light jacket near the middle ‘o the week. Watch out fer th’ odd roc since they stir up in th’ spring.

East: Calm an’ cold wi’ a slight chance ‘o kraken. Expect showers throughout the week but next Saturday brace yerselves fer a gale.

West: Brisk and windy, though nothin’ ye can’t handle. Hear there might be a whirlpool a few miles out from Gun Frontier so watch yerself afore ye get sucked onta a reef.

South Hot an’ humid. Almost like summer. Barely any wind ta speak of. No idea what’s goin’ on there but it be what it be.
Now if ye got a question ‘o reasonable levels of idiocy, one question, mind ye, lay it on me. Otherwise I’d best spend the time gettin’ prepared.
obstinates: (meh « you some motherfucking crazy)

[personal profile] obstinates 2014-03-03 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, can't understand you or maybe I'd be scared.
slugly: (happy; AHAHA SHUT UP)

[personal profile] slugly 2014-03-03 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
I'm really sorry about him! He's definitely an idiot!
obstinates: (groan « wtf with the yaoi fangirls?)

[personal profile] obstinates 2014-03-03 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Only because SAKURA-CHAN says so:]

Sorry. Yarrr'know.
obstinates: (miffed « NO HOMO)

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[personal profile] obstinates 2014-03-03 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Raging idiot?! IT'S RUDE SHIT LIKE THAT THAT MAKES HIM UNABLE TO JUST LET IT GO.]

THE HEL--
slugly: (comic; HRHRNRRNNGGGg)

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[personal profile] slugly 2014-03-03 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[this is why she's here

FORCIBLY CLAMPS HIS LIPS SHUT]


THE HELp you've given us is appreciated! We look forward to your next post, Scurvey-san!
obstinates: (meh « gonna flip this at you)

[personal profile] obstinates 2014-03-03 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
[You so lucky he's afraid of the real threat here, and that threat is Haruno Sakura.]
slugly: yin (comic; headbutt incoming)

[personal profile] slugly 2014-03-03 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
[once you find that journal Naruto, Sakura is now threatening you to apologize to Scurvey

RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP HER]
slugly: (comic; NO BOOBS)

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[personal profile] slugly 2014-03-03 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
NARUTO. SHUT UP.
obstinates: (derp « WHERE'D I PUT MY KEYS)

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[personal profile] obstinates 2014-03-03 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Might have just accidentally launched his journal over the side of the ship because he was startled.]

...

[WOOPS BETTER GO AFTER IT!]
slugly: (annoyed; pls just shut up)

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[personal profile] slugly 2014-03-03 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
[well it's better than what he WAS doing]
thethundersaid: (ok listen here; listen to my face)

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[personal profile] thethundersaid 2014-03-03 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Dropping in from above HAVING JUST WITNESSED WHAT HAPPENED]

Leave him overboard. Maybe we can just sail away.
slugly: (misc; WRINGS HANDS)

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[personal profile] slugly 2014-03-03 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[HELLO SASUKE HI would you like another reminder how dumb one part of team seven is

here we are

Sakura just stands by the side, hands on her hips as she watches him dive for his journal, a sigh on her lips. She couldn't leave him behind even though he could definitely fend for himself. And find them again later.

She can admit one thing though;]


It would make life easier.
thethundersaid: (Default)

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[personal profile] thethundersaid 2014-03-04 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
[No he would not like but it sure seems like he's getting one. He watches Naruto with the faintest glimmer of a not-so-unfamiliar killing intent about his stance and hands.]

And quieter. Did he not get any smarter in four years?
slugly: (misc; sighs)

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[personal profile] slugly 2014-03-04 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
[NO. BAD.

She frowns because of it, even if Sasuke's irritation is pretty understandable this time around. Naruto got them banned and it's only because of Sakura that it was lifted.]


He's Naruto. An idiot, dense, immature, loud, and a knucklehead.
thethundersaid: (Default)

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[personal profile] thethundersaid 2014-03-04 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
In other words, no. He hasn't gotten any smarter.

[He folds his arms in the end, deciding he's not too old to wish for some of the more threatening marine life to show up and give the fool a scare.]

Does he have no idea what kind of situation we're in?
slugly: (happy; warmth)

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[personal profile] slugly 2014-03-06 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[IN OTHER WORDS; NO.]

... I think he does. But Naruto's always been like this, you know? He hasn't changed much since we were first on a team together. He just keeps moving forward, stubborn as a mule.

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[personal profile] thethundersaid - 2014-03-07 23:42 (UTC) - Expand

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[personal profile] slugly - 2014-03-08 00:02 (UTC) - Expand

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breakfastmetaphors: (Default)

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[personal profile] breakfastmetaphors 2014-03-03 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
He can be restrained.

[He may have said "restrained," but he seems to have his gun out instead of ropes or a gag.]
slugly: (fight; team rocket is blasting off)

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[personal profile] slugly 2014-03-03 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
[damage control]

I'm sorry for his trouble, he's well intentioned usually. Just dense.

[cracks knuckles]

I'll deal with him if he gets out of hand again. He's my teammate.
breakfastmetaphors: (glare)

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[personal profile] breakfastmetaphors 2014-03-03 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
See that you do, or I will.

[Still not putting the gun away.]
slugly: (serious; i know wat m saying)

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[personal profile] slugly 2014-03-03 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry. I will.