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scurveydog ([personal profile] scurveydog) wrote in [community profile] piratejournal2014-03-02 08:58 pm

Week 26

Seas are boilin’ so expect incomin’ as usual as well as shorter’n usual posts from me. I don’t want to attract the Navy’s attention any more than ye. They’ve got no patience fer dissenters ‘o any stripe.

I will tell ye that there are two admirals geared up in th’ East and West, as well as three Captains in th’ East, two South and West and one in the North. Don’t engage any o’ ‘em if ye can help it—but if ye are stuck, there be rumors that the Captains carry maps on ‘em that’ll lead ta shard pieces. If the Navy gets hold ‘o ‘em ye’ll ne’er see them, lest ye launch a full on assault which I wouldn’t recommend. He what brought you here and brings ye back might get tired ‘o doin’ it after so long.

That’ll about serve as yer news as there’s nothin’ else of import ta ye anyway.

Weather

North: Cold but not blisterin’ ly so. Might even get to go in a light jacket near the middle ‘o the week. Watch out fer th’ odd roc since they stir up in th’ spring.

East: Calm an’ cold wi’ a slight chance ‘o kraken. Expect showers throughout the week but next Saturday brace yerselves fer a gale.

West: Brisk and windy, though nothin’ ye can’t handle. Hear there might be a whirlpool a few miles out from Gun Frontier so watch yerself afore ye get sucked onta a reef.

South Hot an’ humid. Almost like summer. Barely any wind ta speak of. No idea what’s goin’ on there but it be what it be.
Now if ye got a question ‘o reasonable levels of idiocy, one question, mind ye, lay it on me. Otherwise I’d best spend the time gettin’ prepared.
obstinates: (uhh « deep thoughts)

voice

[personal profile] obstinates 2014-03-03 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
Why the hell do you talk like that?
obstinates: (uhh « back that shit up)

[personal profile] obstinates 2014-03-03 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
... What.
obstinates: (miffed « read this hand sign)

[personal profile] obstinates 2014-03-03 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not an idiot, and at least people can understand the crap I say, yarrrr'knowww?
obstinates: (miffed « hell no!)

[personal profile] obstinates 2014-03-03 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
I wasn't mocking anything! I was asking a question! You're the one that called me an idiot! Rude! If you're the one who's gonna get an attitude, you can do it in a different place, y'know!
hearts_beat: (Erk...)

[personal profile] hearts_beat 2014-03-03 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
..look, be quiet before she does something you'll regret.

You've already probably pissed off everyone else!
obstinates: (uhh « saw some dicks)

[personal profile] obstinates 2014-03-03 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Why is everyone here so rude?! Can't a person ask a question? I'm just minding my own business!
wavemotiongunner: (sad)

written

[personal profile] wavemotiongunner 2014-03-03 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
I'd like to know how the navy came be be established on this world? There doesn't seem to be a centralized government here so only hearing about one navy seems odd.
hearts_beat: (KYAAA!)

[personal profile] hearts_beat 2014-03-03 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not being rude! There's smart questions and dumb questions and what you said kinda ranked up there!
obstinates: (meh « you some motherfucking crazy)

[personal profile] obstinates 2014-03-03 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, can't understand you or maybe I'd be scared.
om_nom_namur: Art by Jozu on Pixiv (i saw that...)

voice

[personal profile] om_nom_namur 2014-03-03 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
She got a way with words that's like magic, Smolt. How come y' talk like a mangy fuzz beast that walks on its hands?
obstinates: (uhh « can I touch it?)

Re: voice

[personal profile] obstinates 2014-03-03 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Ehhhh? You related?
obstinates: (miffed « oh it's on like donkey kong)

[personal profile] obstinates 2014-03-03 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
It's not a stupid question! Nobody talks like that where I'm from! I was just wondering! Everybody's acting like I kicked them in the face or somethin'!
slugly: (comic; NO BOOBS)

action

[personal profile] slugly 2014-03-03 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
NARUTO. SHUT UP.
hearts_beat: (KYAAA!)

[personal profile] hearts_beat 2014-03-03 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Nobody talks like that where I'm from and you don't hear me asking about it! There are some things you just don't bother asking people!
slugly: (happy; AHAHA SHUT UP)

[personal profile] slugly 2014-03-03 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
I'm really sorry about him! He's definitely an idiot!
obstinates: (meh « gonna flip this at you)

[personal profile] obstinates 2014-03-03 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
[You so lucky he's afraid of the real threat here, and that threat is Haruno Sakura.]
om_nom_namur: Art by Jozu on Pixiv (wouldn't hurt a fly)

voice

[personal profile] om_nom_namur 2014-03-03 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe someday if we find her an' convince her t' join the crew. 'Til then a fishman can only dream.

Seriously though, yer voice is like a caterwaul an' that's comin' from a dude who grew up in a place where people talk with sonar on a regular basis.
obstinates: (derp « WHERE'D I PUT MY KEYS)

Re: action

[personal profile] obstinates 2014-03-03 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Might have just accidentally launched his journal over the side of the ship because he was startled.]

...

[WOOPS BETTER GO AFTER IT!]
breakfastmetaphors: (Default)

action

[personal profile] breakfastmetaphors 2014-03-03 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
He can be restrained.

[He may have said "restrained," but he seems to have his gun out instead of ropes or a gag.]
obstinates: (uhh « deep thoughts)

Re: voice

[personal profile] obstinates 2014-03-03 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks. I think.

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