Warning: Isabela. May be inappropriate for anybody.

[shipper_on_deck]

[written]

I know that we're all worried about the Navy swooping down and carrying everybody off, [but come on, let's face it. The ocean is a really big place. What are the chances? Also she's got three mages on board.] but I have an extremely important question for everybody:

What's another word you'd use for 'penis?'

While you get points for effort, the following won't count: dick, schlong, salty dog, mast, rudder, yardarm, sausage, bratwurst, the girthy bratwurst, Hassarian's Spear, one eyed snake/viper/python/what-have-you, a battering ram, bushwhacker, the two-handed sword of righteousness, the hammer of pelvic punishment, and the deep-veined purple-helmeted spartan of love.

[somebody get this woman a thesaurus]

Comments

voice;

[slugly]

THAT DOESN'T SOUND IMPORTANT AT ALL.

written

[shipper_on_deck]

Of course it's important. How else am I supposed to keep myself entertained?

voice;

[slugly]

There's plenty of other ways!

written

[shipper_on_deck]

Like what? Nothing is on fire and nobody has gotten their mage robes caught in the rigging, last I checked.

voice

[slugly]

... That's how you entertain yourself?

written

[shipper_on_deck]

Not the fire part, particularly, but sending mages up the rigging always has its perks.

voice

[slugly]

[Considerable pause.]

Why?