accidental voice

[thatched]

MY GALLEY!

[and then somewhat less accidental, and he sounds calm but only just]

Who decided to have a midnight snack?

[because he is going to kick the holy hell out of whoever it was. The place is a mess and he can't tell all that was missing but a good damn chunk of it is]

Comments

[om_nom_namur]

I tried t' get him out, Thatch! Li'l shit's faster'n Speed Jiru!

[thatched]

Who.

[said with all the cold finality of someone who is going to end it]

[Voice] because Namur is not going to be anywhere NEAR Thatch rn

[om_nom_namur]

Who the hell d' y' think? Ace's dumbass li'l brother! Was freaky, bro. He was all... stretched out or somethin' an' bouncin' off shit then suddenly it was gone an' he was skinny as a weed!

[Voice]

[thatched]

[That. Siiigh. He's not going to let it go but he tries to calm himself down]

Think Ace'll be pissed if I cut him up. [wait that was supposed to sound like a joke]

Voice;

[hiken]

Ehhh. What's goin' on, Thatch?

[Guess who's standing on the deck, surrounded by dozens upon dozens of nacho hats?]

Voice;

[thatched]

Your darling little brother cleaned us out of meat. Permission to tie him to the mast?

Voice;

[om_nom_namur]

He'd prob'ly eat the mast. Jus' sayin'.

Voice;

[hiken]

Or just break it. Just--keep him off the deck!

[AND AWAY FROM HIS NEW SUPPLY OF NACHO HATS, JUST SAYIN'.]

Voice;

[hiken]

[Crunch. Then, the sound of someone popping open a container of salsa.

Then, pouring it into the hat.]

If you get to him first, you can do whatever you want to him. He's gotta learn not to screw with our supplies, the ungrateful little ass.

Unfortunately, every lesson I've tried to teach him during meal-times hasn't sunk in, yet.

[Voice]

[by_heart]

Maybe you need to invest in some locks, Boss.

[Voice]

[thatched]

Seems like it. Or maybe some kind of giant mouse trap. [he was rubber, right? He should be okay]

[Voice]

[by_heart]

Sure, if you wanna step on it accidentally in the middle of the night. Then I'm gonna have to cook everything.

[Voice]

[uccellodifuoco]

If it wasn't Ace I would vote for the Strawhat captain. He strikes me as the type to do that.

[Voice]

[thatched]

Aye, it was him. A shame he probably wouldn't cook well.

[Voice]

[uccellodifuoco]

Why not?

[Voice]

[justgetseconds]

[...She is piqued by food.]

A chef? Hoho, how interesting. What kind of food is missing? I'm also assuming the place is a mess...

[Voice]

[thatched]

[oh ho. A voice he doesn't recognize]

Hardly a chef. More like a cook out of necessity. Mostly meat is missing and damn straight it's a mess. [though not too bad. More of a hassle than anything]

[Voice]

[justgetseconds]

Ah. I'm a gourmet of sorts. I'm sure you do just fine.

[voice]

[donthithimintheballs]

Problem there?

[actually mildly concerned for all of a moment. Oh, it's just the Galley. ug]

[voice]

[thatched]

If you want meat any time in the next few days, yeah.

[just the galley. You say that again when they're out of food, mate]

[voice]

[donthithimintheballs]

[serious? He snorted. Someone stole all the food, huh. He'd gone with less then others before, so it's no huge deal for HIM, but it's a huge deal for the younger ones here.]

Any idea on who the thief is that I need to go punch the meat out of? [and if it's the strawhats captain, who he's had to deal with meat theft form before... he'd be willing to sneak over and raid their meat locker if he had to. Mostly to piss off that damn Cook... --though he does like those fools.]

[voice]

[serving_love]

[...Yeah. Sanji just sounds faintly amused and not at all apologetic.]

Do I get a prize for answering correctly?

[voice]

[thatched]

'friad not unless you want some half chewed bacon. [it wasn't even cooked]

Would you mind terribly if I keelhauled him for a while?

[voice]

[serving_love]

Hey, I ain't his keeper. Just get him back to us alive.

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

Oh sure. It's all fun and games when he wants to eat me, but the minute he touches your precious stores you're all "Marco help us!" "Marco save us!"

Well, no. I told you the runt was insatiable but did anyone listen? No! You were all too busy laughing at the idea of me being eaten, yoi!

[Nag nag nag nag.]