[As we were saying, it lasts LIKE FOREVER. It's cold and he's stuck and now he's standing around with only the pole for company. It'd almost be worth it to just deal with the pain and yank himself free. Well...almost. But he'll wait. And you'd better prepare yourself, pole! Because once he's unstuck, he's going to get his revenge on you!]
[After what seems like an eternity, Asbel hears Hubert returning, and then there he is doing the whole kid genius "figuring" thing Asbel's never been able to understand completely. At the instruction, Asbel cuts Hubert a look. Yeah, like he's going to be going anywhere; he's stuck, remember? But he does make an effort to quit squirming around for a few minutes. He could also care less about making a mess if it means his freedom. Not that messes have ever been a problem for him anyway - everyone else is a different story.]
[Action]
[As we were saying, it lasts LIKE FOREVER. It's cold and he's stuck and now he's standing around with only the pole for company. It'd almost be worth it to just deal with the pain and yank himself free. Well...almost. But he'll wait. And you'd better prepare yourself, pole! Because once he's unstuck, he's going to get his revenge on you!]
[After what seems like an eternity, Asbel hears Hubert returning, and then there he is doing the whole kid genius "figuring" thing Asbel's never been able to understand completely. At the instruction, Asbel cuts Hubert a look. Yeah, like he's going to be going anywhere; he's stuck, remember? But he does make an effort to quit squirming around for a few minutes. He could also care less about making a mess if it means his freedom. Not that messes have ever been a problem for him anyway - everyone else is a different story.]
[Sigh.] E'ermine. Uss duit.