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DEAR MOST DEFINITELY EVIL JOURNAL THING AND WHATEVER OTHER WICKED BEINGS ARE RUNNING THIS BLOODY WORLD,

IT IS REALLY, REALLY COLD.

RATHER NOT A FAN.

CAN'T FEEL MY FINGERS AND WARMING CHARMS AREN'T WORKING.

NO LOVE,

- Draco Malfoy

P.S. I have a hat back home that's perfect for this weather. I suspect the lack of its furry brilliance is the reason I'm about to lose my ears to frostbite.

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Well. Someone told me hugging would do the trick.

[Looks as though saying the words leaves a bad taste in his mouth.]

I'm sure they must have meant body heat or something similar, though I'm not certain why that would work when any other source of heat doesn't.

Hugging? [A small frown.]

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised.

[Not in this place.]

I don't suppose you've attempted to hug anyone.

...

[Just stares.]

No, I most certainly have not.

Then you don't yet have any way of saying it doesn't work.

[He looks momentarily thoughtful.]

[Sounds extremely wary now.]

I guess not. And stop it, I can see you thinking about it. No.

[The smallest of smiles.]

It was simply a question. What makes you think I had any desire to hug you?

I was simply being proactive! In case you do have the desire!

You may calm yourself, then. I will not force physical contact on you.

[Firm nod.]

Good.

[Pause.]

...But if you come up with what seems like another plausible solution, you may feel free to inform me.

[That gets another near smirk out of the ninja.]

If I do, I will. You have my word.

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