✓ Journal 1 // written

[hawkethat]

[The following is written in what can probably best be described as a flamboyant yet legible chicken scratch.]

Dear Creepy, Enchanted Pirate Diary,

The rhyming and the pirate accent are a nice touch. Very authentic-like.

SO, this was definitely NOT what I was expecting when I woke up this morning. Or what I'd expect waking up any morning, really. But here I am, and here we are, and I have to say, out of some of the potential career options I was considering back home, the idea of turning to piracy definitely has some appeal.

Since apparently I can use this thing to recruit crew members, that's what I'm going to do.

I've already got a captain and a healer and a ship's dog, so I'll be needing a musician, a cook, and maybe a navigator. Also a warrior-type or two, I guess, since Aveline and Fenris didn't have the decency to come along with us.

All applicants please report to Captain Isabela.

Or you can talk to me, I guess.

~☆❤★✶~Love and kisses~✶★❤☆~

-Hawke

Comments

[hawkethat]

[Also grinning] I can't believe you're taking such cruel advantage of my attachment to my new hat.

[Yes ser captain ser!]

[shipper_on_deck]

What can I say? I can't quite control myself when it comes to taking advantage of you.

[hawkethat]

Oh, well, in that case, please feel free to take advantage of me more, Captain Isabela~

[shipper_on_deck]

Oho. I could get used to this.

[...and then she reaches over and steals your drink. Taking advantage indeed.]

[hawkethat]

Hey, I said take advantage of me, not of my drink!

[Rude, Izzy! Rude!!]

[shipper_on_deck]

Oh, [other!(but-you're-still-pretty-cool)] Hawke. You're so cute.

[she's not letting go of the drink, but at least she's plunking down more coin so they can get another bottle]

[hawkethat]

[Sigh. SIGH!!!]

You give an inch...

[He stated rhetorically, and with no actual heat. The new bottle has done much to soothe any ruffled feathers.]

[shipper_on_deck]

...And next thing you know, they'll be all over you.

[note to self, pick up oils]

[hawkethat]

I'll believe that when it actually happens.

[Note to self, find a nice bottle of decent liquor]

[shipper_on_deck]

I'll be sure to remind you, just to make sure you're taking notice.

[hawkethat]

Trust me, I'm always taking notice.