Captain's Second Log

[notsokillerwhale]

Days Survived: 40
Status of Jewel: One shard and it is CURSED!!!!!
Status of Treasure: Clothing, cat paraphernalia.
Food: Running low.
Water condition: Filled with ghosts and monsters. ...normal at this point.
Calamari Damacy: ALIVE.
Haru: On board. Currently seeking swimming outlet. Edit: Looking a little pale. Edit x2: Actually a vampire.
Bathwater status: ???




Anyone else having a...pest problem?

Comments

[Voice]

[collagehero]

Yeah, I'm thinking about keeping my helmet on so she doesn't eat my brains or anything.

[Voice]

[notsokillerwhale]

...you don't think she actually would, do you?

[Voice]

[collagehero]

Maybe! I've never met a zombie before.

[Voice]

[notsokillerwhale]

This would be my first too.

Maybe it wouldn't be so bad if we did it together?

[Voice]

[collagehero]

We should! But she might eat your brains because you don't have a helmet.

[Voice]

[notsokillerwhale]

I need a helmet!

[Voice]

[collagehero]

Maybe Rei has a pot you can wear on your head.

[Voice]

[notsokillerwhale]

...that won't protect from a zombie attack! I've got Haru going for my heart and Clementine going for my brain!

[Voice]

[collagehero]

It's a big mess! We're gonna hafta figure out what to do! D'ya think we could just tie them up?

[Voice]

[notsokillerwhale]

Haru seems all right for now, I bet he can handle himself.

I haven't seen Clementine yet. Does she seem hungry for brains?

[Voice]

[collagehero]

Not when I last saw her, but I thought she needed a little space.

[Voice]

[notsokillerwhale]

Are you okay? You're not a skeleton, are you?

[Voice]

[collagehero]

I'm fine! I'm keeping my G-suit on so no one can eat me! I don't know if makes me ghost-proof or not, though.

[Voice]

[notsokillerwhale]

We'll find out!

[ Wishes he had a G-suit... ]

[Voice]

[collagehero]

Should I find out? I can go see if I turn into a vampire or something.

[Voice]

[notsokillerwhale]

Do you want to?

[Voice]

[collagehero]

It could be really exciting!

[Voice]

[notsokillerwhale]

I keep forgetting how vastly different our definitions of "exciting" are.

[Voice]

[collagehero]

I've never been a vampire or a zombie before! That really is exciting! You've never wondered what it would be like?

[Voice]

[notsokillerwhale]

I've had nightmares about being a seamonster but never actually wanted to be one. I can't imagine being a zombie is that much different.

[Voice]

[collagehero]

That could be fun, too!! Or a giant octopus or squid like Calamari Damacy! Do you think the ghosts could make us sea monsters?

[Voice]

[notsokillerwhale]

Oh no! I forgot about her! I hope none of the ghosts have turned her into a zombie octopus!

[Voice]

[collagehero]

[And now Makoto can tell where on the ship Hajime is because he can hear someone yelling out over the ocean:]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY, CALAMARI DAMACYYYYYYYYYY! ARE YOU A ZOMBIEPUS?

[Voice]

[notsokillerwhale]

[ Oh my god what is. WHAT IS. WHAT IS HIS LIFE???? ]

What are you do--

[ Though he's actually curious. ]

Is she all right too?

[collagehero]

She's kinda waving her tentacles! I think she's fine! Nothing's falling off or anything, so she's probably not a zombie. Maybe she's a vampirepus!