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Written Private to the Spade Pirates
Greetings,
My name is Thatch and I will be your part-time cook, full-time master swordsman, and all around gentleman rogue. From what I've heard tell, I've had more sailing experience than most of you have fingers, that's all right. We'll teach each other, aye?
I'm going to be going to the ship soon enough and clearing out a space for my berth. Preferably the room with the highest ceilings. Before that, I'll be looking to restock the kitchen. If anyone has any preferences for food, let me know now. Also I've heard tell that one of you takes blood. Talk to me, matey. We need to have a face to face.
-Thatch
My name is Thatch and I will be your part-time cook, full-time master swordsman, and all around gentleman rogue. From what I've heard tell, I've had more sailing experience than most of you have fingers, that's all right. We'll teach each other, aye?
I'm going to be going to the ship soon enough and clearing out a space for my berth. Preferably the room with the highest ceilings. Before that, I'll be looking to restock the kitchen. If anyone has any preferences for food, let me know now. Also I've heard tell that one of you takes blood. Talk to me, matey. We need to have a face to face.
-Thatch
[written] Threadjack P.S OMG LOLZ
*Makes a mental note never to send messages to people if they are private. Not unless she can figure out how to successfully do this*
Anyway... I don't see what's wrong with having cake.
*Sly, Selphie*
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You can't just write into other people's conversations you know...!
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As the kids say in America...deal with it.
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But ANYWAY I just decided that I really wanted a pear. Are you gonna ruin that for me?
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Unfortunately, Miss Selphie, this is a pirate kitchen and I will cook whatever I want. Requests are fine, but chocolate cake readily available? Rethink that a little and reshape it into something a little more feasible.
Pears will help ward off scurvy, but no one is saying The Doctor has to eat them.
[any pranks that come out of this are none of Thatch's business... At least not yet]
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And I didn't mean to be mean either! I guess, though, that if maybe once in while we could have some cake, of the chocolate kind, I would really super appreciate it!
*She is nodding at her journal in earnest, even though no one can see her doing it*
Absolutely! No one round here wants scurvy, that's for sure!
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I will make sure to keep some kind of chocolate treat well stocked if I can. I'll even try to keep a reasonably steady supply of cake, though that largely depends on what the state of the oven is.
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That would be great! I mean, everyone likes sweet stuff, ya know? It'll keep everyone sweet and happy!
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[He's totally smearing his face right now.]
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And what is it you do onboard?
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Well, I keep watch, and I fight. I just help out with whatever, apart from cooking cause I suck at that! Aaand I'm a general happiness maker!
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Also, you can be in charge of the cleaning if you want. Feel free to rope anyone you want to into it--including me or Marco or Ace if you can prod us--though it's mostly setting up a rota and seeing what gets done.
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*Oh, that phrase 'in charge' has the power-hungry part of Selphie pretty excited*
Really? In charge? Does this mean... that I can be the Commander? The Commander of Cleaning?!
*Ohpleasesayyespleasesayyes*
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Aye. If you want it, it's yours.
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