[voice] [there be swearing in here...]

[myfayevalentine]

This whole fucking world is the biggest bunch of bullshit I've ever seen. And I've seen a lot of shit. What's the fucking point? Huh? Like someone somewhere is like: Faye, the universe is giving you one shot at happiness and that's all you're fucking getting. Is this really as much as I deserve? Shit. It probably is. So whatever happens to this place... it's over. Any promise of love and happiness is over. Shot to hell.

*And thanks to the copious amounts of alcohol she's been knocking back, her anger turns to sadness. Anyone who knows Faye will know that she must be pretty wasted because she doesn't offer up her vulnerable side to anyone*

They killed him... the filthy bastard monsters... they killed him. Because he saved me first. He made me safe...and now he's gone. Always, always trying to keep me safe. And he's gone...

*The next noise she made was a strangled mix between a sob and a scream*

He's supposed to come back! That's the rule! The dead come back. So where is he? Where is he?!

Why haven't you come back to me...?

Comments

[myfayevalentine]

Blah blah blah. People die, people get killed. That shit is gonna happen anyway. Wouldn't you rather that it all happened while you still had access to your babe?

[alwaysgrumpy]

No, Faye. People do die, they do get killed. The difference is the reasons why. Things didn't "just happen", my actions and presence were the root cause.

[myfayevalentine]

*Faye just sighs and flops herself against him*

Fine. Be unromantic. Be alone and sex starved your whole life...

[alwaysgrumpy]

Hey! I'm not a mattress, take it easy on me.

[myfayevalentine]

A mattress? Who wants to be a mattress? Though if you were my mattress...

*Faye blinks as she tries to remember the punchline of whatever joke or comment she was making. Instead, she pats at his chest*

Don't throw yourself away with your girlfriend... That would be such a waste...

[alwaysgrumpy]

I just need to get closure on that whole thing.

[myfayevalentine]

So you want to go home, get closure, then never see your busty lady again? ...that's boring.

*Still pawing at his chest*

[alwaysgrumpy]

You're gonna' make me blush if you keep feelin' on me.

[myfayevalentine]

Aww good, you're cute when you blush.

*Now she's poking at his cheeks - apparently the wine and the cake have put her in a...happier mood*

[alwaysgrumpy]

It's nice to see that you're not cryin', at least. Had me worried.

[myfayevalentine]

Crying? Ha! I don't even know how to cry!

*Just don't mention the smudged mascara or the basket full of make-up streaked tissues*

[alwaysgrumpy]

Oh yeah.

[He reached over to her, running his finger gently under her eye, before showing her the traces of mascara.]

You were doin' juuuuust fine.

[myfayevalentine]

*Faye blinks at the touch, then pulls a face that is half-frown, half-pout*

That - that is just because I rubbed my eye. Or maybe I didn't clean it all away properly. Hmmph.

[alwaysgrumpy]

[Yeah, he's totally giving her this look.]

[myfayevalentine]

Whaat? What is that look?

*Maybe is she tries to cover his eyes with one of her hands that'll work*

[alwaysgrumpy]

Might wanna' fix that make-up.

[myfayevalentine]

Fine.

*Faye pushes at him to sit herself up then stumbles off the bed. She sits down at a little stool facing her mirror, and starts getting to work really dolling herself up*

How thick should my eyeliner be? What colour eyeshadow? Which lipstick?

[alwaysgrumpy]

That's up to you, Faye. You look fine without it, personally.

[myfayevalentine]

*Faye stares at herself in the mirror then throws down the make up she picked up. Then she leans to look carefully as she wipes away the dark smudges from her eyes. Sighing, she gets up and lies on the bed anyway*

Doesn't matter. If Thash doesn't come back..I'll just be alone forever anyway...

[alwaysgrumpy]

See, now you're gettin' mopey again.

[He puts his arms around her, taking the initiative this time. Faye's head is pulled against his chest.]

You know, if you wanna' cry, I ain't gonna' tell anyone.

[myfayevalentine]

Well, you told me to fix my make up. Then you tell me I'm fine anyways.

*Faye gratefully holds onto Akira in return, shaking her head lightly against his chest and biting her lip*

No. I don't need to..

[alwaysgrumpy]

Really? You certainly feel like you should.

[myfayevalentine]

*Faye just holds on tighter and slowly shakes her head against him again, quieter this time*

No...

[alwaysgrumpy]

Faye? You'll feel better if you let it out, trust me.

[myfayevalentine]

*She just mutters against his chest*