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piratejournal2015-04-19 01:37 am
thatched) wrote in piratejournal2015-04-19 01:37 am
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Friends, lovers, assholes and anyone else who is at the summit or would care to port in. Are you ready for a game of cards played with adults and for adults. Don't ask the details, that would be telling.
But if you're interested, let me know. I hope to set up a game about one or two a.m. when the youngers have had their little shut eye. Baby faces, I'm sorry. This is not a game for the likes of you.
Otherwise, bring yourself, a little something something for the pot, and tell me what booze you prefer. As to where? I'll let you know.
But if you're interested, let me know. I hope to set up a game about one or two a.m. when the youngers have had their little shut eye. Baby faces, I'm sorry. This is not a game for the likes of you.
Otherwise, bring yourself, a little something something for the pot, and tell me what booze you prefer. As to where? I'll let you know.
/locked
/locked
/locked
Not with YOU guys. You guys are like...my hot uncles or something. So you won't be getting anything!
*Other people? Maybe. Not Marco and Thatch*
Nobody needs to kill anybody. Anyway, I'm an adult so I can do what I want with my body. But people dying is no fun, Marco, you're right.
/locked
[Only on the inside though.]
[And grins on the outside.]
[Not that Selphie can see it.]
[Or hear it.]
Much appreciated Sunbeam. You're welcome to join, as is Ikkun, but if it is not your scene, we'll perfectly understand.
/locked
/locked
I never said you're old, Thatch. But you're not like a dad, or a brother, but more than a friend. So uncle fits. But if you don't like it then fine. I'll find someone else to be my hot uncle.
/locked
He's just panicking about aging.
/locked
Hey, Thatch! You're not old! And anyway, some women are attracted to older men!
*She's basically in love with her best friend's dad after all*
/locked
And I love you, Sweet Selphie, but getting women has never been a problem for me... Unlike some pineapples I could name.
/locked
I can get women.
I just only want the attention of one. And multiple forms of her. It's a problem.
/locked
I'm speaking more of intent.
[if Marco wanted to apply himself he could get a lot of women, due to Thatch's tutelage of some years ago. But they wouldn't be women to keep and Marco's heart was more steady than that.
Cute bastard]
Anyway, why would you need them when you have me?
/locked
Selphie tell your other hot uncle that being married to him is a pain, please.
/locked
/locked
Don't ship us. We're so married we hate each other now.
/locked
[yes. He is doing this. Why? Because he can]
/locked
[With deadpan.]
With passion.
[No passion at all. Just deadpan.]
/locked
*But she is giggling because this is funny and too cute*
/locked
/locked
/locked
[This is totally a trap but Marco's already sinking down to hug and kiss him.]
/locked
[hoists Marco up over his shoulder and dashes toward the galley]
/locked
[He will kick your ass.]
[When he's done laughing.]
[And messing up your hair.]
I'll stuff you, you turkey!
[This would be more threatening if he could stop laughing almost to the point of crying.]
/locked
Seriously, guys. Go have your super cute divorce somewhere else!
/locked
[but he doesn't close the journal as he sets Marco on the pickle barrel and leans in. There is a noise which may sound misleading.
...Or perhaps not as misleading as you might think]