[Voice] Shut Up About Swords

[myfayevalentine]

 Let it be known...

*Oh dear. Judging by the drawl of Faye's voice, she's a rather unhappy woman indeed*

..that if a person doesn't use a sword, or even magic, in a fight, that doesn't mean they aren't strong. A person can cause serious damage with a gun. Or a fist. Or a hard roundhouse kick to the face.

*There's a pause as Faye takes a rather frustrated drag of her cigarette, frowning as she breathes out smoke*

Equally, chaos can be caused without violence too. It's amazing what can be done with a pair of pretty eyes and a smooth tongue.

*Double entendre that last one, if you please...*

So. Don't forget the pain that a nice girl with a pair of guns can cause. It might land you in serious trouble.

*Oops. Sounds like Faye overheard two of her crew discussing the strength and power of the members of the Roses. And yet neither of them even thought to mention the woman on board who's a great shot. Hmmph*

Comments

[Voice]

[myfayevalentine]

Not as much as neglect to even mention me on a list of skills that our crew has...

Re: [Voice]

[alwaysgrumpy]

Did you tell 'em?

[Voice]

[myfayevalentine]

Tell them what? That they're jerks? Not yet.

Re: [Voice]

[alwaysgrumpy]

Faye, you do realize it's better to just take it up with people directly, right? If I have a problem with a guy, I just walk up and tell him to fuck himself.

[Voice]

[myfayevalentine]

Trust me - I know how to deal with men. But I am not wasting my energy going to find them to tell them to fuck off.

Re: [Voice]

[alwaysgrumpy]

Want someone else to do it? Maybe just broach the subject to make it smoother?

[Voice]

[myfayevalentine]

Smoother? Ha! Those jerks don't deserve anything to be 'smoother'. I'm happy to tell them how it is.

Re: [Voice]

[alwaysgrumpy]

Yet you told us, instead. Are you just hopin' they'll stumble on it?

[Voice]

[myfayevalentine]

*Shut up, Akira, it's logic to tell everyone ever instead*

Well. People need to know that strong beautiful people are not to be reckoned with, even if they can't use swords and magic. That's all.

And they will. They'll stumble. Or I'll..make them.