[Voice]

[vanitas_veci]

[Gazing down at the book in his hand, he frowns. He's not anxious to work for someone else again, after being freed from Xehanort's influence, but he knows he has to get stronger.]

My name is Vanitas. I wield a Keyblade and I am the student of the greatest Keyblade Master there ever was; Master Xehanort. I'm looking to join the crew with the strongest fighters.

[Ends there, because, obviously, nothing else needs to be said. Everyone knows the more badass you are, the less you say.]

Comments

[hollywood_bro]

So you've probably got like, a dozen motherfuckers telling you why you should join their crew already. Here's why you should join mine instead: A. We're awesome. B. We kick ass. C. We don't take shit from nobody. And if that ain't a reason to join I don't know what is.

[vanitas_veci]

What can your crew do power wise?

[hollywood_bro]

Like the shark dude said, our Captain can't die. I'm basically awesome as shit with a sword and some of the other guys are pretty good too. Then we have people who do magic. I don't really get it, but it comes in pretty handy sometimes.

[vanitas_veci]

Feces isn't awesome.

[hollywood_bro]

I'm not talking about literal shit. That was just an expression.

You seem pretty sure of yourself. Didn't it bother you when you were suddenly brought here?

[vanitas_veci]

It's a gross one.

[Of all the things that bother him, apparently, that's it]

No. I'm used to traveling between worlds.

[hollywood_bro]

Man, if I had a dollar for all the gross expressions from my world... well, you get the idea.

[Dave thinks it's weird hangup, but whatever.]

That's cool. We could use someone with a level head.

[vanitas_veci]

Tell me, what does your crew seek with it's power?

[hollywood_bro]

The shards. So, more power. Can't get enough of it.

[vanitas_veci]

And what will you do with the shards?

[hollywood_bro]

Dunno. Depends on what the Captain says, I guess.