[Voice]

[vanitas_veci]

[Gazing down at the book in his hand, he frowns. He's not anxious to work for someone else again, after being freed from Xehanort's influence, but he knows he has to get stronger.]

My name is Vanitas. I wield a Keyblade and I am the student of the greatest Keyblade Master there ever was; Master Xehanort. I'm looking to join the crew with the strongest fighters.

[Ends there, because, obviously, nothing else needs to be said. Everyone knows the more badass you are, the less you say.]

Comments

[vanitas_veci]

I am what I am.

[alwaysgrumpy]

That's just an excuse to be friggin' lazy. Be more than you are.

[vanitas_veci]

Nothing lazy about starting wars, is there?

[alwaysgrumpy]

Once again, why bother?

[vanitas_veci]

I could say something like that it's the reason why I was created.

But the truth is, I just love a good fight. The bigger, the more chaotic, the better.

[alwaysgrumpy]

I'll never understand why people chase after pointless, destructive goals. You have an addled brain.

[vanitas_veci]

Again, I am what I am.

[alwaysgrumpy]

They're gonna' have to put that on a tombstone after that attitude ends up bitin' you in the ass.

[vanitas_veci]

Tch, whatever.

[alwaysgrumpy]

You are just a wordsmith, aren't ya'?

[vanitas_veci]

And you like to whine

[alwaysgrumpy]

Teasin' and whinin' ain't the same thing.

[vanitas_veci]

How can I tell the difference when you sound like you're whining?

[alwaysgrumpy]

It ain't my fault that you don't have any comprehension skills.

[vanitas_veci]

Maybe you should change your vocal chords then. I'd be happy to rip them out for you.

[alwaysgrumpy]

You can do that across the journal? Man, you're just full of interestin' powers.

[vanitas_veci]

If I could you'd be dead already.

[not an idle threat, Vanitas would try his damndest to cause serious harm]

[alwaysgrumpy]

Ya' wouldn't believe how often I get people sayin' that. It's hard to be this popular with people.

[vanitas_veci]

I think it's your voice. It's annoying.

[alwaysgrumpy]

I know, right? Alas, seems we're all born with our problems to bear.

[vanitas_veci]

Idiocy seems to be another of yours.

[alwaysgrumpy]

Come on, throw some real fire at me. Dig deep, let's see if you can really come up with a stinger for me.

[vanitas_veci]

Sounds like you're a masochist.

[alwaysgrumpy]

I won't completely deny that.