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allendsmeat ([personal profile] allendsmeat) wrote in [community profile] piratejournal2013-10-08 06:08 pm

It's that time...

[have a cheerful voice rocketing over the journals]

YO! We're gonna have a big pirate emaciation tomorrow! And a barrel race in boar valley! And meat! And drinks! Everyone should come and have fun!
elissacousland: Meeting Morrigan in the Wilds (elsuspicious)

[voice]

[personal profile] elissacousland 2013-10-11 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Indeed! That is why one must be careful when hunting them. Perhaps you should explain that to those with no knowledge of the beasts? Twould not be good for someone to be gored or worse simply for coming to a celebration with no idea of the dangers of their surroundings.

If you have been attentive to the journal, you know there are many who are ignorant of the more dangerous side of life. Not everyone is as adventuresome as you are, dear Luffy.
elissacousland: (elarmpensive2)

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[personal profile] elissacousland 2013-10-11 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Spears are best for hunting them - boar spears made 'specially for the event. However, if I am able to attend, I shall have my swords and would be glad to assist in a hunt. My ability to evade attacks would serve me well in such a hunt without the traditional weaponry.

Plus, the more we kill, the more we eat.
elissacousland: Ready to take the final blow against the Archdemon (elfrownconcerned)

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[personal profile] elissacousland 2013-10-11 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
...You ...just ...punch them?

[Elissa has to think about that for a moment. She is not certain even Sten could stop a boar without a weapon and he was the largest person she had ever met before coming to this place. The voice she is hearing over the journal does not at all fit with how she thinks a large person should sound.]

There is one amongst my crew... [Elissa is careful not to reveal too much about those that work with her.] Who is extremely tall and strong. As he killed a sea serpent alone and with his bare hands, I suppose that a boar could be killed with a fist. Tis just that I had not pictured you to be so large as my crew mate.

[The Warden is now rather confused, but she is learning there are people with strange powers and abilities in this place. Still, trying to picture Luffy's voice coming out of someone as big as Sir Crocodile is difficult.]
elissacousland: (elpiperredlips)

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[personal profile] elissacousland 2013-10-11 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
[No need to protect the man's name now. Elissa had forgotten that his victory was heard over the journal. It makes her laugh just a little.]

Yes, like Ser Crocodile. I was rather unhappy with him as he killed the creature, but refused to clean it. It was large. He is large. It seemed only fitting.

Instead, I was the one stuck beheading and gutting the thing - though he did at least consent to help with holding it over the railing so the deck was spared a bath of blood and guts. Its taste was different, but interesting once we had ascertained that it was not poisonous to us. With Ser Crocodile's help, the majority of the beast was dried for storage.
elissacousland: (piperelissa)

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[personal profile] elissacousland 2013-10-11 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
I doubt you shall do that while on this island. Sailing might be a better way to find one.

[Is she teasing? Yes, she is.]
elissacousland: (youngwarden)

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[personal profile] elissacousland 2013-10-11 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Good luck on your hunt for sea serpents, then. I should go now. Save some boar for me!