It's that time...

[allendsmeat]

[have a cheerful voice rocketing over the journals]

YO! We're gonna have a big pirate emaciation tomorrow! And a barrel race in boar valley! And meat! And drinks! Everyone should come and have fun!

Comments

[seakingbait]

I'll start looking right away! Maybe some ships left some in the ocean?

[allendsmeat]

Yeah maybe! And maybe they have pickled pigs feet inside! [since some barrels came with those] Make sure no one's taking a nap in them though.

[cuz it would be pretty rude to wake them up]

[seakingbait]

[Pickled feet...?]

If anyone is sleeping in them we can just invite them to the party!

[allendsmeat]

Good idea! Haa I wonder who will show up. It's kind of like a mystery! hiihii

You're gonna roll in a barrel, too, right?

[seakingbait]

Sure! It sounds like a blast.

[allendsmeat]

[a blast gives him a great idea]

Hey, maybe we can shoot you out of a cannon!

[that would be really fun! And then he can try!]

[seakingbait]

A cannon...? That sounds really dangerous.

[allendsmeat]

Yeah but it'll be really fun!

[a thoughtful pause]

But you don't bounce so it'll hurt if you hit something. Try really hard not to do that.

[seakingbait]

I'm not the one aiming the cannon!!

[allendsmeat]

Eh? Does that make a difference?