It's that time...

[allendsmeat]

[have a cheerful voice rocketing over the journals]

YO! We're gonna have a big pirate emaciation tomorrow! And a barrel race in boar valley! And meat! And drinks! Everyone should come and have fun!

Comments

Re: [Voice]

[alwaysgrumpy]

Fail-safes! You can't always predict when a wild animal is gonna' go nuts! At least notify people what they're in for.

[Voice]

[allendsmeat]

I told 'em it was boar valley...

Re: [Voice]

[alwaysgrumpy]

Not everyone knows about how boars can be. Some people just think they're like fuzzy farm pigs. They don't know that they're predators, too.

[Voice]

[allendsmeat]

Hmmm. [nod] Okay. You can tell them if you want. But it's no problem.

[there's enough people to kick a boar's ass if it needs it]

Re: [Voice]

[alwaysgrumpy]

Hopefully, they'll at least hear this conversation.

Are you really tough enough to take a boar? You'd better be well-armed.

[Voice]

[allendsmeat]

I have two of them! [grin]

Re: [Voice]

[alwaysgrumpy]

I mean with something other than your arms. A boar tusk can shred right through flesh.

[Voice]

[allendsmeat]

Not if you punch it really hard between the eyes. [he thinks] Or the top of the head.

Sometimes if you're lucky you can get a good gut punch but that's pretty hard.

Re: [Voice]

[alwaysgrumpy]

Yeah, but a boar's skull is pretty ha-You know what? I'll stay around to make sure you idiots don't kill yourselves.

[Voice]

[allendsmeat]

haha if you want!